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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10270: J-Dogg -> QT-Pie

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This entry is part 13 of 13 in the series The Saga of Bloodninja

J-Dogg: Hey

QT-Pie: Hey

J-Dogg: whats goin on

QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?

J-Dogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?

QT-Pie: what does that mean?

J-Dogg: what are you wearing?

QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.

J-Dogg: Garter belt?

QT-Pie: Ummm…no.

J-Dogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?

QT-Pie: uh, okay.

J-Dogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.

J-Dogg: You’re wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.

QT-Pie: WHAT?!

J-Dogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.

J-Dogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.

J-Dogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.

QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.

J-Dogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.

QT-Pie: A stripe?

J-Dogg: I need a sandwich.

QT-Pie: You’re a freak.

J-Dogg: I was great. You loved it.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10269: J-Dogg -> Partner8

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This entry is part 12 of 13 in the series The Saga of Bloodninja

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

Partner8: Who the fuck are you?

J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:

J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.

J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.

Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.

Partner8: Is that like cancer?

J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.

Partner8: Good one romeo.

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.

Towards your room.

The snow and the moon.

Partner8: that was never a haiku.

J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.

Partner8: That made even less sense than your “haiku”

J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?

Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.

J-Dogg: …

Partner8: ?

J-Dogg: I’m spent.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10268: Partner6 -> J-Dogg

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This entry is part 11 of 13 in the series The Saga of Bloodninja

Partner6: So you’re really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6: So whats with the “Dogg”

J-Dogg: Uh, It’s cause I’m into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.

Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my “gun”.

J-Dogg: Ohh, it’s so big.

Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6: It likes that.

J-Dogg: aight.

Partner6: Keep talking to me baby…

J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg: I unzip my pants…

Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts…

Partner6: WTF?!

J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Partner6: I’ve had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women…

J-Dogg: Shit just don’t shoot me man, I wasn’t serious about the guns I have, I’m unarmed!

Partner6: You dipshit.

J-Dogg: I whimper to myself…

J-Dogg: please don’t shoot me Mr.