This guy was saying in the chat room “I’m gonna go” over and over cause it was boring.
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davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: go ahead and go
BLACKSHEEP21587: ok
davepoobond: no one likes you
davepoobond: just go now
davepoobond: comon i dare you
davepoobond: leave
YouSendIt, my “favorite” file sharing service (mostly because of the customer interactions and complete buffoonery that seems to run their business) has decided to ruin the one thing that they had going for them — their name.
Hightail is the perfect name for the people who run YouSendIt. Instead of something that describes a focused and effective service, they renamed to something that is ambiguous, has no real direction, and alludes to asses in the air as they run away from something that is about to explode (which would be their servers and web site, since they suck).
I’m mostly glad they changed their name because, my God — Look at the amazing response they’ve garnered from their “passionate” renaming!
This whole name change thing reminds me of another article I wrote in my Breakdown series…
Also, the video they put up is absolutely asinine. Look at the corporate gushery that goes around their stupid name!
davepoobond: “Isn’t that cheating?”
E-Z: “How is that cheating?”
davepoobond: “That’s what every cheater says.”
Angry Pizza Lady: “I’m going to miss you, David.”
davepoobond: “Why? What’s going to happen to me?”
“I don’t believe in label so i consider myself a beautiful person. who needs label anywayz =).”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
“As shallow as it might sound i am NOT into bears, cubs, chubs, daddies, grandpas,…..or anything in that nature.”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
“One day I will find the one but it hasn’t happened yet so until then I’m doing me.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Heres the thing, im not dating ever again. period.
I hate dating.
I dont want to know about your mom.
I dont care about the baby eagle you rescued when you were 18.
I just want a steak, and to go home.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
In World of Warcraft, a few people, including myself were standing around. Swiss is making emotes.
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Swiss winks slyly at Doombringer.
Doombringer: whats up cutey
Swiss: not much how bout u sexy pants
Swiss: can i see up it?
Swiss falls asleep. Zzzzzzz.
Doombringer: sure!
davepoobond: gross!
Swiss: nice!
Beastyn: weirdos
“I have a strange fascination with beards and get weak in the knees when a man uses proper grammar.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
pustimo – v. to sing Justin Timberlake songs while caressing your asshole
saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore
conqui – v. to jack off to Britney Spears
sotelo – v. to film yourself fucking a moose
condemnedgirly705: Was up there…
davepoobond: oh hai how r u
condemnedgirly705: Hey 🙂 do we know each other?
davepoobond: idk do we????
condemnedgirly705: lol its ok I was just looking for someone to chat with and it said you were online, I hope you don’t mind chatting with a bored single 23/f ? 🙂
davepoobond: oh really??????
condemnedgirly705: mmmhmmm <3
davepoobond: do you like to go to the park???
condemnedgirly705: yea and i’ll do whatever you want me to do…
davepoobond: like what???
condemnedgirly705: so..What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
davepoobond: what is that???
condemnedgirly705: lol.. I have a lot of both!! 😉 I have some free time now my roommate went out…I guess I love to tease 😉 Wanna see? its up to u…im in the mood lol
davepoobond: you are making no sense?!??!?!
condemnedgirly705: Ok… let me set my cam up and I’ll show u my booty shaking skillz ..tell me if u like it ok ? LOL.. brb
davepoobond: u r crzy
condemnedgirly705: Ok, click here and it will bring u to my private 1on1 chat..There’s a few pix of me in there, click the “Accept Invite” to the left, then register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’m there now.. 😉