Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
I know that people don’t usually know how to introduce the Alphabet to their young’un or some illiterate adult. But look no further, as I’ve made a list of easy words to remember that go along with each letter!
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A is for Amphetamine
B is for Bong
C is for Cocaine
D is for Death
E is for Ecstacy
F is for Flip Me Over (Because I’m Gonna Be Ridden On)
G is for Giligan’s Island
H is for Hashish
I is for Illegal Drugs
J is for Jerk-off
K is for Kill
L is for LSD
M is for Marijuana
N is for Narcotics
O is for Opium Overdose
P is for PCP
Q is for Queen Bitch
R is for Rectal Probes
S is for Snorting
T is for Tranquilizer
U is for Underwear
V is for Vagina
W is for Wanker
X is for XXX rated fortune cookies
Y is for You
Z is for Zipper
zipperitis – n. the sickness of being a zipper that won’t close
orante – n. the sound of a zipper unzipping slowly so it sounds like a fart
isken – n. a zipper that can unzip itself
iippppiipp – n. the sound of a zipper that is about to break