Q: What is black and white and red?
A: A sunburned zebra.
Tag Archives: zebra
Joke #18127
Q: What do you call a zebra that can’t see?
A: A referee.
What kind of animals are lead by a Silverback?
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“Let’s go to the zoo and prance with the zebras.”
– Nose
Quote #15536
“If zebras had spots, you’d be one smelly penguin”
– stimpyismyname
Joke #12057
How did I make out in the Army? Well, let me put it this way. The Army was a jungle, and I was the only zebra in it without stripes.
Joke #7846
Q: What’s black and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.
The Failures of davepoobond
1. davepoobond cannot poop in a circle
2. davepoobond smells like teen spirit
3. davepoobond’s penis is the same size as a muskrat’s.
4. davepoobond has sex with zebras
seabra
seabra – n. a zebra underwater
noatuino
noatuino – n. a zebra colored cheetah