“damn white people”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: white
Quote #16137
“I like your shirt. the gray one w/the maroon and white stripes. You have cool shoes”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14320
“not all great literature is written by dead white men…haha”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14091
“I thought they were all white men in white coats”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13793
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Joke #13764
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Joke #13758
Q: Who’s black and white and says “Ho, Ho, Ho!”?
A: A penguin in disguise.
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Quote #13614
“5 black 3 white 1 red 1 blue 1 orange”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13356
Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.
Joke #12329
TRAFFIC OFFICER: “Ma’am, what gear were you in when you had the accident?”
LADY: “I was wearing a green blouse, a white skirt and blue shoes.”
Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.
Joke #11379
Greg: Which is correct – the white of the eggs is yellow or the white of the eggs are yellow?
Betsy: I don’t know.
Greg: Me neither. How can the white of the eggs be yellow?
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
Joke #7846
Q: What’s black and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.