I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: voice
Quote #22690
The six things I could never do without
“bra, undies, clean water, pen, glasses, and a voice.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Looking for a Voice Actor?
I have a posting on Craigslist to offer my services as a voice actor. I don’t get many responses to it, obviously, but I did get one, as follows.
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 9:19 AM | ||
| subject: | Need a voice actor |
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| to: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 12:23 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:41 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:54 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
Quote #21028
“This music I think affects my because theres this up beat Bass line in Front of the Song. But deeper there’s This slow almost down Feeling to The guitar riff and the singer voice is slow and some what depressing”
– found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16618
“I really lost my voice”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #13401
“that voice! That horrible voice!”
– From a video game
Joke #12043
One teenage gal said to her friend who was about to make a telephone call, “If a girl answers, don’t hang up. His voice is changing.”
Joke #11431
Lucy: Don’t you think my voice has improved?
Holly: Yes, it’s improved. But it’s not cured yet!
Joke #11430
Tom: I wish you’d sing solo.
Laura: Solo?
Tom: So low I couldn’t hear you! Ha ha!
Laura: Not funny! Have you ever heard yourself sing? You should sing tenor.
Tom: Tenor?
Laura: Ten or twelve miles away!
Joke #11426
Frank: I wish you’d only sing Christmas carols.
Megan: Why?
Frank: Because then you’d only have to sing once a year!
Joke #11425
Richard: Was that you singing as I came in?
Fran: Yes. I was killing time before my singing lesson.
Richard: Well, you’re sure using the right weapon.
Joke #11326
Stupid: Did you notice how my girlfriend’s voice filled the hall?
Cupid: Yes, I noticed that a lot of people left to make room for it.
brompi
brompi – adj. to have a voice that changes because you’ve been gone from the one you’ve loved for so long
What a Navaho Indian Talks About When He’s Stoned
The voice that beautifies the land
The voice above
The voice of the grasshopper,
Among the plants,
Again and again it sound, –
The voice that beautifies the land
Joke #5247: Family Vacation
The telephone rings in the principal’s office at a school.
“Hello, this is Dunn Elementary,” answers the principal.
“Hi. Jimmy won’t be able to come to school all next week,” replies the voice.
“Well, what seems to be the problem with him?”
“We are all going on a family vacation,” says the voice, “I hope it is all right.”
“I guess that would be fine,” says the principal. “May I ask who is calling?”
“Sure. This is my father!”