Dear Teach,
Roses are red,
Violets aren’t gray,
I gave you this card,
Now give me an A.
With love,
Your favorite student.
Tag Archives: Valentines Day
Valentine To Jill
Dear Jill,
Roses are red,
Tulips are pink,
If you’d don’t go out with me,
You’re a big fink!
With all my affection,
Bill
Valentine To Lou
Dear Lou,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The jeweler made me give the ring back,
The money was due!
Love,
Sue
Valentine To Frankenstein
Dear Frankenstein,
Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
When I look at your face,
I just want to scream.
Love,
Your bride.
You Know You’re At the Wrong Party When…
1. …you’re the first to leave. And it’s your party.
2. …all the refreshments are pink and red to match the valentine theme.
3. …they show a movie in the middle of the party, and the star is a big purple dinosaur.
4. …the invitation says “dance party,” and everyone is dressed in pink leotards and ballet slippers.
5. …after waiting all night for the really cute guy or girl to ask you to dance, you have to say “NO!” because you have to get home before curfew.
6. …you’re forced to play musical chairs all night, even at the dinner table.
Joke #11275
The lovesick girl waits as the fortune-teller gazes into her crystal ball.
“Do you see a boyfriend in my future?” she asks.
“Yes,” says the fortune-teller. “I see some good news and some bad news. The good news is that on this very night you will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger.”
The girl couldn’t believe her good fortune. “Oh, that’s so exciting!” she cries. “I’m dying to meet him!”
The fortune-teller raises her eyebrow. “yes, I know. You see, the bad news is that his name is Count Dracula!”
Joke #11274
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your boyfriend coming over?
Joke #11273
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena over. I want to give you a little kiss!
Joke #11271
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl always be a place in my heart for you!
Joke #11270
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to ask you to be my Valentine?
Joke #11269
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Valentine’s chocolates are gone!
Joke #11268
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your one and only sweetheart.
Joke #11267
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Joke #11266
Girl: Honey, this boat leaks.
Boy: only at one end, darling. We’ll just sit at the other end.
Joke #11265
Girl: My boyfriend does bird imitations.
Friend: I didn’t know he was so talented.
Girl: He watches me like a hawk.