Q: What kind of underwear is useful at a fire?
A: Panty hose.
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“I can make kids wear lingerie”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15528
“It don’t stop ’till the panties drop yeah-yeay-yeah!”
– from the Radio
Quote #15422
“John Ritter’s hairy bean bag falls out of his boxers in an episode of 3s Company. Its been rerunning for 20 years!”
– from the Radio
Joke #13245
“Tonight, we’re going to burglarize a ladies’ lingerie company,” the boss said to his mob. “And just remember one thing — I don’t want any slips.”
Joke #11150
Q: What’s the difference between a wedgy and a dancing con man?
A: One is a shifting undie, and the other is an undulating shifty.
underwear inspector
underwear inspector – n. someone who inspects underwear by sniffing them. If you are an underwear inspector and see someone wearing your inspected underwear, you can say “you’re wearing my undies”
oguro
oguro – v. to eat underwater
xarc
xarc – v. to eat cereal from your underwear
thongass
thongass – n. an ass showing off a thong.
Ex. Look at that thongass.
Joke #9077
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.
Joke #8944
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Joke #7866
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.