“they were screaming in pain for the trees”
– Ms. Boms
Tag Archives: tree
Quote #14300
“I saw a film once about treehuggers”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14299
“you hugged a tree once?”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14298
“maybe treehuggers only say that…treehuggers…you know who they are?”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #13961
“my dog can run up the tree”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13856
“A rot is an animal that attacks trees. No!”
– from a book
Quote #13854
“Rot attacks trees. Yes.”
– from a book
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13353
Q: How do you spot a Dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Joke #13036
Last summer I took my family to Sequoia National Park to see giant redwood trees. Seeing them didn’t excite my family, but they gave our dog a heart attack.
Joke #12771
BACHELOR: “Listen, baby, you’ve got to admit that guys like me don’t grow on trees.”
GIRL: “No, they swing from them!”
Joke #12719
MAN: “Hey, you, kid! What are you doing in my tree?”
BOY: “Well your sign said to keep off the grass.”
Joke #12009
Did you hear about the really rich tree surgeon who had six branch offices?
Joke #11925
OVERHEARD: “My aunt’s diet is a strange one. She only eats bananas and coconuts. She hasn’t lost any pounds, but wow, you should see that woman climb trees!”
Joke #11652
Q: How did the space creature catch a rabbit?
A: He stood behind a tree and made noises like a carrot.