A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked:
“Is the bar tender here?”
Tag Archives: termite
Joke #18203
Q: What’s a termite’s favorite movie star?
A: Woody Allen.
Joke #18055
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Door jam (jamb) sandwiches.
Joke #18054
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Coatmeal.
Quote #13857
“A termite is an animal that attacks a house. Yes!”
– from a book
Quote #13855
“Termite attacks a house. Yes”
– from a book
Joke #13141
The father told his son, “I won’t waste money on pet food. If you want a pet, get one that will eat table scraps.”
The next day the son brought home a termite farm.
Joke #12966
Did you hear about the little termite who walked into the local bar and asked, “Where is the bar tender?”
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids