“I’ve always wondered… do you take the stickers off the pencils after you buy them?”
– A customer at davepoobond’s job
Tag Archives: sticker
Joke #18477
I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an very impolite gesture, and yelled, “Can’t you see the light is still red, you MORON!?”
Joke #18028
Q: What do rabbits put on the back of their ears?
A: Thumper stickers.
uuuuuua
uuuuuua – n. sticker-earrings that just stick on your ears. Tacky.
iiib
iiib – v. to put small stickers on your fingernails
ahea
ahea – n. a sticker from the 1970s saying to conserve energy