Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their favorite game is Hide and Sleep.
Tag Archives: sleep
Joke #18036
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Joke #18005
Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?
A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”
Joke #17969
Q: What type of pill needs an alarm clock?
A: A sleeping pill.
School Can Be Like TV
Quote #17040
“overwrought with the birthday party he’s having, Little Johnny couldn’t go to sleep”
– davepoobond
Quote #16924
“Don’t lie down, I know where you were last night! Sleeping in a trash can, I should slap you!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16760
“yes, a lot while you sleep”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15426
“You spend like, what? 50 or 75 percent of your life sleeping?”
– from the Radio
Quote #14882
“Would you like loss weight while you sleep!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14208
“looks like he’s trying to take a nap”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14205
“Jasper, go back to sleep”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14175
“disturb you from your sleep”
– Mr. P-yooson
Joke #13341
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept!
Joke #13340
Q: What is a “sound” sleeper?
A: Someone who snores.