eupbain – n. the phenomenon in which the roommate you share a bathroom with always seems to go into the bathroom right when you want to go in or use it.
Ex. My roommate and I seem to have a eupbain. Even though I go to work at 6 AM on Sunday and need to take a shower at 5 AM, my roommate goes into the shower right at 5 AM. Why am I stuck with the only other fucking person in the world that needs to gets up so early on Sundays???
eyoadmiro – n. to take a shower in candle wax
Yesterday, Godzilla woke up in the morning and said, “Uf! Yo estoy tarde!”
Godzilla took a shower.
Godzilla shaved his beard.
Godzilla got dressed.
Godzilla went to work, but it was Sunday!
saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore
floody nose – n. a bloody nose in the shower
“ALSO IF YOU ARE SHIRTLESS POSING LIKE YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT, DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME…AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A URINAL OR SHOWER IN A TOWEL…ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME????”
– from a girl’s dating profile
lintsect – n. a large piece of lint that accumulates on your body, and when removed looks like a hairy insect of some sort. Often looks more like an insect while in the shower and you notice large pieces of lint hanging around near the drain.
cusofe – v. to wash yourself with toilet bowl cleaner
ablutophobia – n. the fear of water, bathing, or showering
ablutophilia – n. sexual arousal from baths or showers
Shannon: “I took a shower, went to bed wet, and woke up at 7:15!”
Jeff: “ohh…so did I …”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?
A: Spring cleaning!
When my wife and I went up to New England a couple of years ago we decided to stay in one of those quaint little inns.
The clerk at the inn asked me if we wanted a room with a shower or a tub.
“What’s the difference?” I asked.
“Well, sir, in a tub, you can sit down.”
In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.
We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.
Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working a shift as a waitress.
As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, “HEY! You’re the man who needs a shower!”
Q: Where does Robin the Boy Wonder take his showers?
A: In the bat-room (bathroom).