Mary had a little lamb.
It ran head first into a pylon
40000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran head first into a pylon
40000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb.
How the hell did that happen.
Q: How do you kow a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can’t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in a handicap zone.
Q: What did the blonde say to her dad when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: “Look daddy, donut seeds!”
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde – she’s eighteen.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it’ll stop sucking.
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass fence?
A: To see what was on the other side
Q: Why dont blondes go water skiing?
A: They lay down as soon as their crotches get wet