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“Don’t touch my desk!! Leave my Patience Rock alone!!!”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16147
“ROCK MUSIC IS THE WINNER 43% of all listeners prefer rock music to jazz”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15007
“who wants to rock! who wants to ROOOOOOOOLLL”
– from the TV
Quote #14014
“Life sucks, but if you put a rock in it, it rocks!”
– Sparlatacus
Joke #13288
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Joke #12398
Did you hear about the pet rock who took his wife for granite, so she divorced him?
Joke #11289
“My girlfriend’s name should be Rock.”
“Why?”
“She has a heart of stone.”
Joke #11179
Q: What do you call the body of a dinosaur with rigor mortis?
A: A Barney stone.
Joke #11178
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who gets smashed with a rock?
A: Barney rubble.
Joke #11124
Q: What do you call a western about a dead cowboy who throws rocks?
A: Tombstoned.
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke #10662
Q: How do geologists like their scotch?
A: On the rocks.
The Rock
The rock broke the window
Sunny misses his old friends
My sister has told a terrible lie
Our cat worried the bird