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Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
Quote #15809
“I own a rhino, boy does he poop a lot. That’s why i call him PoopMonkey.”
– elmoisfurry
Joke #13303
Q: What do you do if a rhino charges you?
A: Give him your credit card.
Joke #11475
Peter: Why do they call that animal a rhinoceros?
Dana: Because it looks like a rhinoceros!
Joke #11049
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
coubertin
coubertin – n. a sign that says “rhinos please remain in your vehicle”