Lick & Stick – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the The Old 1-2.
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The Old 1-2
The Old 1-2 – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
Ex. I’d sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
stink-o-meter
stink-o-meter – n. a device that Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy would melt.
smellhole
smellhole – n. the anus/rectum
;} (less commonly) the vagina
smagina
smagina – n. a fun alternative to the word vagina.
Ex. I hope I meet a girl with a nice smagina.
Sharon Turner’s pussy
Sharon Turner’s pussy – n. the smelliest thing in the Solar System
shampoon
shampoon – n. shampoo for vaginas
sad
sad – adj. when a girl has beautiful blowjob lips, but she can’t (or won’t) give head
;} when a girl gives lousy head and has a loose pussy, but she won’t take it up the ass to make up for it
;} when an idiot or asshole can get hired or laid, but you can’t
;} when assholes don’t have to pay for being an asshole
;} The Bloodhound Gang’s career
;} when a girl’s asshole smells and tastes WAY better than her pussy, like with Sharon Turner
queef
queef – n. a fart from the vagina
pussyear
pussyear – n. a pussy year
pussy
pussy – n. something usually fun to eat, except in Sharon Turner’s case
;} this is something women have and it’s the only reason men talk to the stupid bitches.
Ex. If women didn’t have a pussy, they’d all be in jail
poone fart
poone fart – n. a huge fart from the vagina (like a queef, but bigger) <see queef>
poonch
poonch – n. the rotten fish smell of a dirty pussy.
poon
poon – n. a calculator game that is very addicting
;} pussy
perfect
perfect – n. what Sharon Turner said when I fucked her in the ass while fingering her clit