Q: What game do rural cops enjoy?
A: Crops and robbers!
Tag Archives: police
Joke #17446
Q: Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
A: Because of the kitty litter!
Quote #15513
“the Quebec cups…sorry the Quebec cops…”
– from the Radio
Joke #13258
Q: What’s the toughest part of being a policeman at Bikini Beach?
A: Finding a place to pin your badge.
Joke #13253
#1082: “What are you in for?”
#1081: “For feeding the pigeons in the park.”
#1082: “Just for feeding the pigeons?”
#1081: “Yep! The cops caught me feeding the pigeons to the lions in the zoo.”
Joke #13006
“You’re in a terrible state,” the policeman said to the drunk.
“I don’t know about that,” answered the drunk. “New Jersey is no worse than any other place.”
Joke #12978
Two kids were having a fist fight in the park when a cop broke up the battle. “What’s going on here?” the officer demanded.
Pointing at the little girl, the boy said, “She called me stupid.”
The policeman looked at the little girl. “That wasn’t very nice. Why don’t you tell him you’re sorry?”
Intimidated by the officer’s presence, the girl agree, “Okay,” she said to the boy, “I’m sorry you’re stupid.”
Joke #12683
I can’t seem to do anything right. The other day I shot at a burglar who broke into my house and when the police arrived, they arrested me for assault with a deadly weapon while the burglar escaped.
Joke #12507
It was so cold in the East last year that when cops yelled “Freeze” to fleeing muggers, if the guy stopped running — they did.
Joke #12458
From the looks of our local police force, the best way we can support them is to buy them girdles.
Joke #12353
Did you hear about the dumb patrolman who carried a tool box with him in case he ever had to fix a parking ticket?
Joke #12351
Inflation has even affected our police operations. Now the cops only look for missing persons who owe back taxes.
Joke #12343
ATTENTION SHY GIRLS! When dating policemen beware of the long arms of the law.
Joke #12342
Did you hear about the dumb bank robber who got caught when he stopped after the job to ask a traffic cop for directions to the highway?
Joke #12338
Q: What do you get if you cross a policeman with an octopus?
A: A cop with eight long arms of the law.