Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?
A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”
Tag Archives: pig
Joke #18004
Q: What pig writes to another pig?
A: A pen pal.
Joke #17791
Q: Where do you park a truckload of pigs?
A: In an empty porking place!
Woman, how many masturbate?
Loading ...Quote #16668
“You’re just as happy as a pig in a mud slide with that mask, aren’t you”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15156
“I bout that pig at Pink Floyd’s garage show”
– from the TV
Joke #13725
Q: What do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
A: Auld Lang Swine.
porkypine
porkypine – n. what you get from the genetic splicing of a cactus and a pig together.
Joke #13315
Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A pig fell in the mud.
Joke #13312
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!
Joke #13104
FOOTBALL COACH: “Krumski, do you know what a pigskin is good for?”
KRUMSKI: “Sure, coach, it keeps the pig’s bones from falling apart.”
Joke #12812
Q: Where does a pig play golf?
A: On the sausage links, of course!
Joke #12300
MAN: “Judge, I want a divorce. My wife keeps a pig in our bedroom at night and the stench is terrible.”
JUDGE: “Well, why don’t you open a window?”
MAN: “What! And lose all my pigeons?”
Joke #12042
MRS. ALLEN: “I saw your husband and he didn’t look happy.”
MRS. WILLS: “Yes, he’s very sad. He lost 10,000 dollars. The price of pigs went up and he didn’t have a one.”
Joke #11978
OVERHEARD (in restaurant):
PATRON: “Do you have pig’s feet?”
WAITER: “No. These are new shoes and I just walk that way.”