Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
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Bad Submission #20286
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
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type = The Bad Submission Archive
title = Bad Submission 112
submission = WTF DID U GUYS LOSE MY LAST BAD SUBMISSION OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!! WTF THATS EFFED UP YALL ARE WHACK PIANO COASTERS PUT THIS IN THE BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVE PELLLLLLLLEASEEEEEEE FROM THE ITALIAN MONSTERS WITH SNOW ARCHVIES ON TOPO!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGH THE ALIENS ARE EATING ME PUT THIS IN PUT THIS IN GRAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
National End-Your-Piano-Lessons Day
National End-Your-Piano-Lessons Day – n. a holiday that occurs on June 19th.
National Piano Recital Day
National Piano Recital Day – n. a holiday that occurs on June 11th
Joke #18740
My dentist was telling me how much he had wanted to become a classical pianist.
“If only my parents hadn’t discouraged me,” he moaned.
“Don’t feel bad,” I responded as the doctor worked on my teeth. “There’s more than one way to tickle the ivories.”
Joke #18286
Q: What’s the difference between tuna fish and a piano tuner?
A: A piano tuner doesn’t go well on toast.
When Earth first formed, it was probably
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Q: What keys can’t you put in a lock?
A: Piano keys.
Joke #8966
Q: What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite instrument?
A: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
wybegpau
wybegpau – n. a piano with the brain of a frog
tincebe
tincebe – n. a piano-pushing race
styro
styro – n. a chicken carrying a piano