“If you want an intelligent pet elephants may be the smartest of all pets”
– sisterpoobond
Tag Archives: pet
Quote #13964
“some people are happier with a cuddly pet”
– sisterpoobond
Joke #13141
The father told his son, “I won’t waste money on pet food. If you want a pet, get one that will eat table scraps.”
The next day the son brought home a termite farm.
Joke #12473
PAPER BOY: “There’s a guy on my route who has sixty-two different daily newspaper delivered to his place every day.”
GIRL: “Wow. He must be a well-read intellectual.”
PAPER BOY: “Nope. He owns a pet store.”
Joke #11715
Q: What pet is found in most flying saucers?
A: A car-pet.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What pet is found in most cars?
A: A car-pet.
Joke #11164
Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?
A: Pets are served only for lunch.