Q: Where do mother octopuses shop for clothes for their children?
A: Squids R Us.
Tag Archives: octopus
Joke #17770
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Quote #15050
“Wanna bite an octopus?”
– from the TV
Joke #12338
Q: What do you get if you cross a policeman with an octopus?
A: A cop with eight long arms of the law.
Joke #11912
Q: Why does an octopus need so many phones?
A: So it can reach out and touch someone!
Joke #11656
Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?
A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…
Ferristoric Wheel
Ferristoric Wheel – n. a prehistoric ferris wheel, in which an octopus with 8 huge, pitted cherries cut in half are used as seats
ruffufu
ruffufu – n. an octopus with a bow on
etiene
etiene – n. an octopus garden
Joke #7854
Q: What kind of cat likes water?
A: An octopuss!
kéép
kéép – n. a bowling octopus
flagelli
flagelli – n. the wiggly part of an octopus.
Ex. Suck my flagelli.
cactapus
cactapus – n. that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out of your ass.
Ex. That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass = mine.
;} a cactus / octopus hybrid.
Ex. Look out for that giant cactapus in the water.