Drop Bear – n. a famous Australian bear that lives in trees. They are called Drop Bears because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. The only deterrence to these bears is by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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shrimpanzee
shrimpanzee – n. a monkey that was genetically spiced with a shrimp. Has the skills of swimming underwater for lengthy amounts of time, and throwing poop through water with nearly no water resistance.
moantain
moantain – n. the kind of mountain you moan at when you realize you have to climb it
first-aid kitty
first-aid kitty – n. a cat who’s joined the Red Cross
gigglepuss
gigglepuss – n. what you get when you cross a cat with a hyena
sourpuss
sourpuss – n. a cat who likes to eat lemons
haredale
haredale – n. what you get when you cross a terrier with a rabbit
shampoodle
shampoodle – n. a dog that loves to take bubble baths
forve
forve – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil in which a knife and a fork have an illegitimate child, and you get a retarded fork called a forve. A forve is a fork that has one longer blade on it and cuts your mouth every time you put it in there to eat something.
spork
spork – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil, which is the combination of a spoon and fork combined. It is essentially a spoon with teeth on the end.
bitemare
bitemare – n. a dream in which animals are attacking you
farmer
farmer – n. someone who is outstanding in his field
porkypine
porkypine – n. what you get from the genetic splicing of a cactus and a pig together.
doyouthinkhesaurus
doyouthinkhesaurus – n. a dinosaur that lost his glasses
airplane
airplane – n. the only place you can’t walk out on a boring movie.