National Junior-Prom Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 22nd
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National School-Dances-Suck Day
National School-Dances-Suck Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 1st.
National Realize-That-You-Don’t-Matter Day
National Realize-That-You-Don’t-Matter Day – n. a holiday that occurs on September 17
National Sleep-In-Class Day
National Sleep-In-Class Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 2nd
National Stop-Procrastination Day
National Stop-Procrastination Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 31st.
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 2nd
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 2nd.
National Love-The-House-You’re-In Day
National Love-The-House-You’re-In Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 3rd
National Sibling-Birthday Day
National Sibling-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs every year on July 10th
Talk Like a Pirate Day
Talk Like a Pirate Day – n. an international holiday that occurs every year on September 19th. You talk like a pirate all day. There’s a web site for it here: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
National Be-Envious-Of-The-Girl-You-Like’s-Boyfriend Day
National Be-Envious-Of-The-Girl-You-Like’s-Boyfriend Day – n. a holiday that occurs on October 26
National Go-Out-And-Conquer-Something Day
National Go-Out-And-Conquer-Something Day – n. a holiday that takes place on May 27.
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that takes place on August 14th.
The Curse of the Halloween Pencil
The Curse of the Halloween Pencil – n. all Halloween pencils have a curse. If someone breaks a Halloween pencil in half, they instantly become a wussy pansie for the rest of their life. Be careful out there, if you break a Halloween pencil, you’ll never get laid again! (by a girl, if you’re a guy, or a guy if you’re a girl, unless money is involved).
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th – n. the ultimate day of bad luck. Be careful this day, you may fall off buildings and other things you thought you would never fall off. There is also a high probability of getting all the curses in the world that have ever existed, simultaneously.