ass mokey – n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
ass mokey – n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
ass jockulitous – n. the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually acompanied by a significant bow-legged gait.
Ex. 1: Jane sure has a bad case of ass jockulitous.
2: “Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous.”
ass gasket – n. a round paper toilet seat liner in a public or hotel bathroom
Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.
Ass Coconut – n. one who was born with a disease called Ass Coconutism. <see Ass Coconutism>
assbubble – n. a bubble in beetween your buttcheeks that feels like a piece of poop, but ends up being a hard-to-push-out fart
assbag – n. a bag full of ass things
ass – n. the best smelling part of Sharon Turner, also the best looking and best tasting part of Sharon Turner
asqueda – n. printer paper that was dunked in hydrochloric acid on more than one occasion.
ashwinder – n. created when a magical fire is allowed to burn unchecked for too long. Lives only an hour, gives off instense heat <see magical fire>
ash potatoes – n. a type of potato in which flakes of potatoes are burned and taste like ash
;} a potato made out of ash from a volcano
asdilik – n. a word that basically means “cool.”
Ex. That’s asdilik!
arya – n. a violin solo no one likes
artu – n. a cough drop that makes your mouth numb
arsefoe – n. someone who keeps the tags on their clothes so they can return it after wearing it once or twice. THAT’S how popular girls look like they never wear the same thing twice, because they actually DON’T