MyLeftTesticle: Davey!
davepoobond: hi
MyLeftTesticle: ::Chunks poo at Dave’s head:: Hiya, pal!
davepoobond: so……….?
MyLeftTesticle: Just sayin’ ‘Hi’ to an old chum.
MyLeftTesticle: Yay, Netscape 6.something is here!
davepoobond: yahooooooooooooo
MyLeftTesticle: I yahoo.
MyLeftTesticle: Do you?
davepoobond: just did
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
MyLeftTesticle: I gots ta go.
MyLeftTesticle: Later
davepoobond: k bye
MyLeftTesticle: Blah, blah, blah. Yackety-smackety.
davepoobond: blah blah fart
MyLeftTesticle: That was rude…I’m tellin’ my mama on you!
davepoobond: ok…………………………………
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah
MyLeftTesticle: I think you’re stupid too
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid sister wants to use the phone…
MyLeftTesticle: Dumb bitch
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: I wish I could slap her and her lesbian girlfriend
davepoobond: then do it
MyLeftTesticle: No, can’t…
MyLeftTesticle: I’ll get in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid mother
MyLeftTesticle: She’d ground me from the internet
davepoobond: slap her around too
MyLeftTesticle: …
davepoobond: get the most out of it
MyLeftTesticle: I wish…
davepoobond: heh
MyLeftTesticle: In a perfect world I could do whatever I wanted without getting in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: I have to get off in three minutes anyways…
davepoobond: “the first thing i’d do is slap the bitches!”
MyLeftTesticle: It’s funny watching them dumb bitches suffer
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, slap the bitches
MyLeftTesticle: fucking whores…
MyLeftTesticle: Kicking me off now…
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: thats not 3 minutes though
MyLeftTesticle: I know
MyLeftTesticle: I have like a minute and a half left
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid hos
MyLeftTesticle: hoes*
MyLeftTesticle: too damn cheap to make their pimp any moeny
MyLeftTesticle: money*
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
davepoobond: hah
MyLeftTesticle: ::farts….leaves a present for whoever is on the puter later…::
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: stinky!
MyLeftTesticle: 15 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 10 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 5 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 0 seconds…
MyLeftTesticle: ::still on::
MyLeftTesticle: Mwuahahah
davepoobond: yer pushin’ the limit, pally
MyLeftTesticle: ::hopes he’s pissing them dumb bitches off::
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, I am
MyLeftTesticle: ::loves pushing the limit;:
MyLeftTesticle: They’re talking trash now…
MyLeftTesticle: They think they’re soooo cool
MyLeftTesticle: Just cause I aint saying nothing to them…
MyLeftTesticle: Hahah
MyLeftTesticle: later
davepoobond: bye
MyLeftTesticle: Dave
davepoobond: you
MyLeftTesticle: Me
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: me
davepoobond: me is me and you is you, you cannot be me, when you are you and me is me
MyLeftTesticle: But I am me and you are you, me is me and you is not me when you is me then I am you
davepoobond: but then me is me and you are you, but me is not you and you is not me, because me is me and you is you are you and me is me are me and I am not you, but me, and me is me not you
MyLeftTesticle: But you are you and I am me, me is me so you are you, if you were me then I’d be you and you’d be me and we’d be each other, so if we were you and me then we’d be me and you, so you are you and me is me not me is you and you is me
davepoobond: i am i and you are you, and me is me, and he is not you, because he is he, and me is me, and and and
MyLeftTesticle: And
MyLeftTesticle: she is she and he is he
MyLeftTesticle: Unless
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: die
MyLeftTesticle: he is she and she is he
MyLeftTesticle: I am dead
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MyLeftTesticle: What’s this?
stimpyismyname: who are you?
MyLeftTesticle: Ask Dave
stimpyismyname: stop bothering me
MyLeftTesticle: lol
MyLeftTesticle: No…
MyLeftTesticle: I can’t help bothering people
MyLeftTesticle: It’s like, my job in life
stimpyismyname: well then die
MyLeftTesticle: Guess what!
stimpyismyname: what
MyLeftTesticle: Poop
stimpyismyname: alright
MyLeftTesticle: For reals man!
stimpyismyname: duude!
IceyBurn: you got high grow
MyLeftTesticle: No.
MyLeftTesticle: I was just kidding.
IceyBurn: o
IceyBurn: thanxs anyway
MyLeftTesticle: Sure. Funny joke, though, huh?
IceyBurn: ya i guss
IceyBurn: do you like weed
MyLeftTesticle: I live in Oregon…Of course I like it.
IceyBurn: kool
IceyBurn: you know any good siters that tell you how to grow it
MyLeftTesticle: No, not really. I’m not into growing.
IceyBurn: o
DAUGHTE: wut then
MyLeftTesticle: Huh?
DAUGHTE: whatcha goin do know
DAUGHTE: bring it on
DAUGHTE: niga
DAUGHTE: wut then
DAUGHTE: i thought so
MyLeftTesticle: What’re you talking about?
DAUGHTE: you goin get smart with me in the chat room so lets do dis
MyLeftTesticle: Do what?
DAUGHTE: you got smart with me when i said
DAUGHTE: wuts crackin up in here
MyLeftTesticle: Define your version of “smart”, please.
DAUGHTE: ok
DAUGHTE: you ant smart
DAUGHTE: i am
DAUGHTE: and wut you goin do
MyLeftTesticle: That’s a brilliant conclusion.
MyLeftTesticle: I’m just laughing my ass off at how lame you are.
DAUGHTE: your the lame one u scared to get in a fight
DAUGHTE: i thought so
MyLeftTesticle: How are we going to “fight”? This who thing is over the internet. Why even make a big fuss over it? That’s the lame part.
ddwebdev: do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use?
MyLeftTesticle: Not really.
MyLeftTesticle: Do you?
MyLeftTesticle: Do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use? I could design one for you.
MyLeftTesticle: Hey, answer me, buddy.
ddwebdev: no
MyLeftTesticle: Then don’t IM me with your crap.
MyLeftTesticle: Would it be okay if I stalked you for a few weeks, Para?
Para: Sure… no maiming or killing though.
MyLeftTesticle: Damn–I mean, okay! ^_^
Mousehunter: so you say you have a code for nascar 2003
MyLeftTesticle: Yes I do.
Mousehunter: can i please know what it is
MyLeftTesticle: What code do you need? I got them all.
MyLeftTesticle: They call me the codemaster.
Mousehunter: unlock all would be nice
MyLeftTesticle: Hm. First, you need the key.
Mousehunter: ok
MyLeftTesticle: You gotta know how to work it first.
Mousehunter: ok whats the key
MyLeftTesticle: You gotta insert something into the car before you race…
Mousehunter: ok
MyLeftTesticle: If you can get it in just right and turn it and push it in a few hundred times and turn it some more it should come unlocked.
Mousehunter: how do i get the key
MyLeftTesticle: Getting the key is simple…
MyLeftTesticle: You have to beat the whole game, every track with every car, 5 times perfectly.
Mousehunter: oh ok
MyLeftTesticle: Then…
MyLeftTesticle: You have to switch it to reverse-mirror mode…
MyLeftTesticle: That makes the cars go backwards on a reversed track.
MyLeftTesticle: You have to do only win one race with one car in under 20 seconds to get the key.
Mousehunter: ok
Mousehunter: thanks bye
MyLeftTesticle: No problem, buddy.
Previous message was not received by Mousehunter because of error (7:07:46 PM): User Mousehunter is not available.
dinsageofpower: please go to this link
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
dinsageofpower: its outwar
MyLeftTesticle: What is it?
dinsageofpower: A SITE
dinsageofpower: JUST DO IT 4 M
dinsageofpower: ME*
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
dinsageofpower: so i get stronger
MyLeftTesticle: Stronger for what?
dinsageofpower: outwar
MyLeftTesticle: What is outwar?
dinsageofpower: a site
MyLeftTesticle: A site for what?
dinsageofpower: fun
dinsageofpower signed off at 7:49:18 PM.
hotstuff: jhey
hotstuff: asl
MyLeftTesticle: 18/m/Cali
hotstuff: f-ny
hotstuff: 13
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: ya
hotstuff: so do u mo a kid named mike
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: whats his last name
MyLeftTesticle: I know lots of people named Mike.
hotstuff: do u no a kid named mike mcfee or somwthing like that
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: oh wait i think it is mike mcduffee
hotstuff: do u really
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I think he was in my high school last year.
hotstuff: ok then what does he look like
MyLeftTesticle: It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, though. We didn’t know each other all that well.
hotstuff: oh ok
hotstuff: well what is yur name when he gets on i will ask him if he no’s u
MyLeftTesticle: My name is Fred.
hotstuff: fred?
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
MyLeftTesticle: Or Frederick. Either one.
hotstuff: fred what
MyLeftTesticle: Fred Pine.
hotstuff: for real
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I used to get made fun of at school a lot because of my last name.
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: soi what do u wanna talk about fred
MyLeftTesticle: Do you like cheese?
hotstuff: no
hotstuff: do u ?
MyLeftTesticle: Why not? Cheese is very tasty. It comes in a variety of flavors and what not. Cheese is the best thing that ever happened to food.
hotstuff: ya umm i am sure
MyLeftTesticle: You don’t know what you’re missing, then.
hotstuff: ya i do it aint like i have never eaten cheese before
MyLeftTesticle: No, I mean eat it as a hobby.
hotstuff: eat what as a hobbie
hotstuff: lol i am j/k
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
hotstuff: what
MyLeftTesticle: That was funny.
hotstuff: ya but did u even get it
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I got it.
MyLeftTesticle: Did you?
hotstuff: ya i did
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: so what are u doing
MyLeftTesticle: I’m watching Oprah.
hotstuff: kool
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I wish I could be on the Oprah show.
hotstuff: for what u dont have anything specail about u do u
MyLeftTesticle: I could tell people about my tragic story that happened two and a half years ago.
hotstuff: what was that
MyLeftTesticle: It was a fishing accident. We were all on this fishing boat when suddenly, from out of no where, a giant squid capsized the ship and killed my father. The whole crew died and I was the only survivor. But then I was stranded on a deserted island for a few weeks and I had to live out there. It was pretty traumatizing.
hotstuff: dude the same thing happened to me
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t mock me. I still have nightmares about all that.
hotstuff: i am serios my ship was called the s.s.u wish
MyLeftTesticle: …Look, if you’re going to mock me then I don’t think we should continue this conversation.
hotstuff: ok ok i was just having a lil fun jesus dont be so up tight
MyLeftTesticle: Like I said, it was very traumatizing. I can’t help but get all uptight about it.
hotstuff: ya but hwo do u expect me to believe that a giant squid killed everybody
hotstuff: except for u
MyLeftTesticle: No, the giant squid didn’t kill them–at least, I don’t think so. They probably died out at sea. Their bodies were never found again.
hotstuff: oh
hotstuff: umm well what sea was this
MyLeftTesticle: I’m sorry, what was that last part?
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–At about this time I was frantically trying to think up of a sea. I asked Dave but he said “Pacific.” -.-;; That’s not a sea. She obviously knew that I was bullshittin’ her, but I don’t care. Stupid bitches shouldn’t IM me!
I forget what the first part of the message was since it was in another IM window that I closed. But, the rest makes sense, even without the first part.
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MercuryLight: shutup then
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up
MercuryLight: ok
MyLeftTesticle: I got freedom of speech, boy.
MercuryLight: calm down
MyLeftTesticle: You calm down.
MercuryLight: ummmm. . .ok
MercuryLight: lol
MyLeftTesticle: …
MyLeftTesticle: That’s not funny, you dolt.
MercuryLight: ok
MercuryLight: cool word
MercuryLight: dolt
MercuryLight: lol
MercuryLight: are u a wiccan?
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, it should be your name since it’s so cool, and you’re so cool, too. I’m gonna start callin’ you that from now on.
MyLeftTesticle: I am not a wiccan.
MercuryLight: ok
MercuryLight: i’m cool?
MercuryLight: No, you think you’re cool.
MercuryLight: no i dont
MyLeftTesticle: Good, ’cause no one thinks you are cool, either.
MercuryLight: shutup
MyLeftTesticle: What did I say?
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up.
MercuryLight: do u no how 2 knock poeple off AIM?
MyLeftTesticle: Do you know how to spell?
MercuryLight: yes
MyLeftTesticle: Then, please for everyone’s sake, spell correctly.
MercuryLight: ok
MyLeftTesticle: Thank you.
Daisy: i saw you
MyLeftTesticle: So?
MyLeftTesticle: I saw me too
Daisy: lol
Daisy: . . .
MyLeftTesticle: What?
MyLeftTesticle: So, you saw me…And your point is?
Daisy: . . . .
Daisy: I don’t understand you
MyLeftTesticle: Me either…I don’t understand me a lot
MyLeftTesticle: Welcome to the club
Daisy: ok
MyLeftTesticle: Hey
MyLeftTesticle: Guess what
MyLeftTesticle: Dude
Daisy: what
MyLeftTesticle: You and me, we’re cool about things, right?
Daisy: about what?
MyLeftTesticle: About whatever
Daisy: i have no idea what you are talking about
MyLeftTesticle: Like, friends…
Daisy: okay yah
MyLeftTesticle: So, we can talk about anything, right?
Daisy: sure ….
Daisy: depends what is this about
MyLeftTesticle: Do you have a birthmark in the shape of Argentina?
Daisy: i have no idea what your talking about again
MyLeftTesticle: You know what I mean.
Daisy: no i have no idea
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, you do.
Daisy: no
MyLeftTesticle: How come you liked me?
Daisy: i didnt
Daisy: as a friend
Daisy: your physcopath sister
Daisy: always thought i did
MyLeftTesticle: Eh, my sister was always pretty stupid…
MyLeftTesticle: Why did she think that?
Daisy: cuz we were friends
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
MyLeftTesticle: You never did like me?
Daisy: just as a friend
Daisy: stop asking me
Daisy: im going to put u on block
MyLeftTesticle: What are you talking about?
Daisy: here I’ll show you
MyLeftTesticle: huh?
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Then she goes on to ignore me…Dumb bitch…