Q: What did the mummy movie director say after shooting the last take?
A: “That’s a wrap!”
Tag Archives: mummy
Joke #18251
BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”
MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”
Joke #18229
NAN: “What do you get when you cross Dracula and a mummy?”
FRAN: “I don’t know, but if it bites you the bandages come in handy.”
Joke #13791
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a gift?
A: A very tightly wrapped present.
Joke #13790
Q: Why do mummies like the holidays?
A: Because of all the wrapping.
Joke #11872
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke #11870
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke #7828
Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A: I want my mummy!
Joke #5420
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves