“I have a mouth test next period”
– Mrs. Stickums
Tag Archives: mouth
Quote #16527
“Put your mouth away or whatever that thing is”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16516
“Please empty your mouth please”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15637
“30 tea equals the quantity of the poop that comes out of my mouth when I go to the bathroom”
– Ms. E
Note: I probably made up this quote, more or less, when I tried to write what she was saying, lost interest, then spun it off in this direction.
Quote #15572
“mom, get your mouth away from there! you’re not helping!”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15300
“Ron, these chickens are making my mouth water”
– from the TV
Quote #15176
“get away from that mouth!”
– from the TV
Quote #14990
“Have you ever pushed a Push Pop? You don’t know what your mouth is missing”
– from the TV
Quote #14768
“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14046
“close your mouth and relax”
– Mrs. Dolt
Quote #13649
“there’s noises coming out of your mouth. When you stop making noises out of your mouth, stop talking”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13546
“Put your brain in gear before you use your mouth”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13440
“what’s comin’ out of your mouth now is garbage”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13213
A woman patient sitting in the dentist chair opened her mouth as wide as she could. The dentist said, “You don’t have to open that wide. I don’t plan to stand inside.”
Joke #13210
DICK: “Did they take X-rays of your wife’s jaw in the hospital?”
RICK: “Oh, they tried, but the only thing they could get were motion pictures.”