MAN (in pet store): “What’s the difference between a mutt and a pedigreed dog?”
PET STORE OWNER: “About a hundred fifty dollars.”
Tag Archives: money
Joke #12561
I’m in bad shape financially. I just second mortgaged my house to pay the loan I took out to pay my income tax.
Joke #12558
Talk about rich people. He’s so wealthy that after he finished buying groceries, he tips the cashier.
Joke #12554
Inflation has reduced my household to a two-party system: a New Year’s Eve Party and a Christmas Party.
Joke #12552
Things must be tougher in Washington than we imagine. Yesterday, the Treasury Department got a shut-off notice from the electric company.
Joke #12551
Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
Joke #12549
Contrary to popular belief, youngsters do know the value of a dollar today …two candy bars and a comic book.
Joke #12548
With food prices and inflation sky high, I don’t know which is emptier — my wallet or my refrigerator.
Joke #12547
These days the only thing harder to keep than a secret is money.
Joke #12546
The only people who get rich addressing envelopes are bill collectors.
Joke #12543
American money is really inflated. Yesterday I opened my wallet and watched helplessly as a twenty-dollar bill floated off into the sky.
Joke #12541
OVERHEARD: “Last Christmas I gave her something worth 25 dollars — a fifty-dollar bill.”
Joke #12539
There is one sure-fire way to save money these days — borrow it and then forget who loaned it to you.
Joke #12535
With inflation, wars and high prices, it’s not easy being a young American, because you’re not old enough to remember the good old days.
Joke #12534
How bad is inflation? …Yesterday when I got paid, all of my bills were folded into paper airplanes.