Q: What do you call five black guys hanging from a tree?
A: A Mississippi wind chime.
Tag Archives: Mississippi
Joke #20908
Q: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?
A: To the mouth of the Mississippi.
Joke #20859
Q: If Miss Issippi brought a New Jersey for Miss Ouri, what would Della Wear?
A: I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her).
Oddly Named Towns
Here are some oddly named towns:
– Toad Suck, Arkansas
– Hot Coffee, Mississippi
– Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
– Frankenstein, Missouri
– Chicken, Alaska
– Fifty-Six, Arizona
– Knockemstiff, Ohio
– Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
– Happy Jack, Arizona
– Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
If you have one, feel free to leave a comment.
Joke #7857
Q: Mississippi, how do you spell it?
A: I-T.
Joke #5418
Q: What has four eyes but can not see?
A: Mississippi