Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.
Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.
“wouldn’t you know it? Danger-prone Daphne fell into a mine shaft!”
– Scooby-Doo
“its the mines! hey wake up! Its the minessss!”
– Cry, the Beloved Country (1995)
Q: What do an elephant’s raised tail and a canary in a coal mine have in common?
A: They both warn of the approach of dangerous gases.
Q: Kurt Will I ever Over-dose in the future?
A: No you’ll end up just like me
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Q: Kurt Will I ever get a girlfriend?
A: The future is fuzzy from the hangover
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Q: Kurt Will you ever come back?
A: No I like it in Hell
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Q: Kurt Is your wife HOT?
A: Now how am I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?
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Q: Kurt did you kill your self?
A: The chances are High, just like me
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Q: Kurt did you smoke weed a lot?
A: HAHAHAHAHA he said Weed HAHAHAHA
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Q: Kurt are you gay or what?
A: Hey it’s HARD to find a women in hell…
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Q: Kurt, Yes or No?
A: Or
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Q: Kurt do you have cocaine I can have?
A: Ask Tommorow (and bring cash)
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Q: Kurt can I marry your wife?
A: Hey kid: Nice Ass ::wink wink::
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Q: Kurt is it true your in an 8 ball?
A: Hey i chose to come in here, I just like being in balls…
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Q: Kurt, will I ever find a GOOD girlfriend?
A: You just found a new boyfriend
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Q: Kurt, do I look sexy or what?
A: I like every bone in your body, especially mine ((eww sick))
Q: Kurt do you miss your Nirvana band?
A: Yeah I haven’t done Stereroids in a while, wait what was the question?
tirenox – v. to play shuffleboard with a mine
sralose – v. to dance in a mine field
continie – v. to throw a mine like a frisbee