Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?
A: The Lawn Ranger.
Tag Archives: mask
Joke #18196
Q: Who wears a mask and swings from curtain rods?
A: The Draped Crusader.
Quote #16668
“You’re just as happy as a pig in a mud slide with that mask, aren’t you”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15512
“you don’t need a mask; just pull your boobs over your head!”
– from the Radio
Joke #12799
I know one fellow who was so scary, on Halloween he didn’t have to buy a mask.
Joke #12471
Now I’m sure the I.R.S. is robbing taxpayers blind… Yesterday I saw a poster of Uncle Sam and he was carrying a pistol and wearing a mask.
Joke #7868
Q: What is yellow and wears a mask?
A: The Lone Lemon.