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ToAT Recruiting Hall / DPOD -> davepoobond
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – ToAT Recruiting Hall”. ***
davepoobond: ((well well, who do we have here))
davepoobond: ((lets leave the stuff behind us….lets be friends))
davepoobond: ((or are you still ignoring me))
DPOD: (( you guys come in and ruin our RP room))
DPOD: ((we do not follow the Rhydin Rules))
davepoobond: ((::shrugs::))
DPOD: ((that’s why we only take certain types…most like Rhydin’s ways))
davepoobond: ((i dont like rhydin’s ways))
DPOD: ((i know you are young..but will you allow me to explain why we have the rules like we do?))
davepoobond: ((sure, why not))
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(in IMs)
DPOD: ok a few years ago..we had this guild by another name..and a sister guild that took Vamps and darks and such.
DPOD: wel we had a great member..she was a great MS champ and love to spar in our skrimishes and such….Turns out the Mun had cancer..we didn’t know until right before she died…anyway
DPOD: she gets in a MS with some jerk vamp types..blows them away and they begin to AA her..constantly..we used to set traps for them and fight fire with fire..but , as you know..most people like that never follow the rules anyway….so she had to spend mosr of her time in PRs.
DPOD: she died 2 xmas’s ago..in the hospital..they had to have xmas a week early for her kids in the hospital.
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(in the chat)
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
Maron: ::runs in and slives DPOD::
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 4 98-sided dice: 40 96 40 62
OnlineHost: Valin has entered the room.
Maron: -DPOD is guild killed and will be banned from the ToAT-
Valin: Hello
Maron: ((LMAO!))
OnlineHost: Valin has left the room.
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(in IMs)
DPOD: she asked us to have a guild were normal people can RP and such without the idiots.
DPOD: ::shrugs:: and we did.
DPOD: our rules only pertain to us…Guild death only counts for the members and in out rooms.
DPOD: we do not accept anything from outside our realms…our dice…which everyone starts at 2d20 ,must be earned
DPOD: i started at 2d20 3 years ago.
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(in chat)
davepoobond: ::in::
Maron: ::looks around and spots Dave with a grin…::I so hungry… Got any Toat?
davepoobond: uhh, sorry
davepoobond: the toater is broken
Maron: Maybe there a Toater about…? ::looks around raving the place…::Hmmm?
Maron: Damnit!
Maron: ::growls and walks over to DPODS “Slived” body and pissed on it..::punk
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(in IMs) davepoobond is thinking “he’s still talking?”
DPOD: we give no free dice for vamps..we don’t even accept them…no one gets nothing unless they earn it…in active members are cut .
DPOD: ::shakes head;:: then you look at the types who come in here some times.
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(in chat)
OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.
Maron: ::still stands swaying his penis pissing on DPOD’S forehead::
davepoobond: gain control of that toothpick
Maron: What toothpick? ::spins around and it whips Dave it the eye::
OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has entered the room.
Tsenn: ((so wheres the sliver?))
davepoobond: ::grips his eyes:: AH! MY EYE!
OnlineHost: miss lovable hyper lil mandy! has entered the room.
Xithril Baegorn: ::quick steps carry him into the Inn, with a quick twist of the handle and a push from
Xithril Baegorn: his staff, the door swings open as the man strolls in, grinning like some madman…
davepoobond: whoa! a madman!
davepoobond: ::tackles the “madman”::
Xithril Baegorn: he comes to a rest, his gaze sweeping about the Inn as he sets down his staff with a
Xithril Baegorn: gentle tap upon the floor..::
Xithril Baegorn: ::although, he grinned like a madman, didn’t mean he was one::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::a young ctarl ctarl lady strides into the bar her hips sway softly side to side
davepoobond: ::didnt matter! tackled him anywayyyyys::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: with each step. Her white hair swings lightly from her movements along with her cape
Xithril Baegorn: ::gets tackled, and looks up to him, that grin still upon his face… the staff rolls away
Xithril Baegorn: :: Greetings!!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: flailing lightly at the bottom. Her hair braided with a gold ring at the bottom
Tsenn: ((::waiting to be slived or be called manure or something::))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: she has a blue triangle apon her right cheek. Her tail sways in
davepoobond: ((marron’s been killed already))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: a flicking motion at the tip. Her blue orbs have a serious look within
Tsenn: ((heh i havent been touched))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her white brows furrowed showing the facial expression.
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Wearing a collar with a gold bell hooked on the collar
Maron: ((o.o;; When did Marron die?))
davepoobond: ((whoops….never mind heh))
Tsenn: ((when the jackapple slived him?))
Xithril Baegorn: Why did you tackle me! ::he tilts his head slightly…::
davepoobond: ((that was you))
Maron: ((Hmmm? ::wanks Marron out…::BRB DINNAH!))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her face looking young possibly looking the age 18. Along with wearing a tight
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: body suit.:: ((yada yada and all that junk))
OnlineHost: Brightfire has entered the room.
davepoobond: ::he peered up from his place on the floor, on top of Xithril:: hey aisha…
Brightfire: ((Could I get a look at the application…?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((need that damn BOT! ))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward dave:: oh…….you again
Xithril Baegorn: ::his gaze shifts, falling upon -Aisha- a chuckle..:: Can you pick up my staff!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward the stranger that dave has tacklized::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: sure
davepoobond: ::he raises a brow:: nu! dont
OnlineHost: Brightfire has left the room.
Tsenn: ::umm well he got some letter about a new location so he decided to check it out sliding on
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she walked toward the staff bending down she grasps the staff
Tsenn: into the room slowly letting silent footfalls carry him to lean against the wall right next
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: before handing it over toward xithril::
Tsenn: to the door he tilted his head down and skimmed the floor::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((making me wanna go on my cher sn lol))
Tsenn: ((who? O.o))
Xithril Baegorn: ::-DaBond- is ontop of him…. he reaches up, trying to grab it, but can’t quite get it..::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((u lol))
Tsenn: ((eh why?))
OnlineHost: DPOD has left the room.
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((i dunno))
Tsenn: hey uhh dave get off the man already…..
davepoobond: eh….all right then
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she reachs more so the man can grab it::
davepoobond: ::stands up on top of him, and hops off::
OnlineHost: Raditz has entered the room.
Xithril Baegorn: ::wiggles his fingers finally getting the staff, he grins, and stands::
Xithril Baegorn: Greetings all!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::blinks lightly as she raises a white brow::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: hello to u too
OnlineHost: Raditz has left the room.
Tsenn: greetings? eh is that food?
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::pounces rick:: hiz!! ::misses:: T.T))
davepoobond: yesssssss……..
Xithril Baegorn: ::a nod is given:: Well then, I wish you all well! ::with that he wonders right on out of
Xithril Baegorn: the bar.::
OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has left the room.
Tsenn: ((rick?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: rich*
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( doh ))
Tsenn: ((who the hell?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( raditz!))
Tsenn: ((oh that was him?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((yesh! ::grummbles and ims him:: ))
Tsenn: ((::not as old as her in LotS::))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::ish old in lots lol:: ))
davepoobond: ((::heard stuff about raditz::))
Tsenn: ((i know))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((uncle raditz ^.^))
Tsenn: ((since 98 i think))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((::nods nods:: ))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((while i was in school still and uhh a jr? i think lol))
davepoobond: ((how is it uncle…?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((damn shit im old))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( cuz thats what cher calls him))
hell
Note: This was a very weird chat (meaning davepoobond didn’t even have to get involved really, it was fucked up already)
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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – hell”. ***
Cultivar: ::Bwhahaha::
DeMatt: :lol::
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
MistressManson: Hello
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi
DeMatt: ::jacks off, to make Matt mad::
DeMatt: lol
Vile: yep and im pissed off at the posers
Cultivar: :: ish Gay so he enjoys it::
LittleSecret: yeh? well wat did they do ta u
davepoobond: ::walks in::
OnlineHost: Darkcherub has entered the room.
Vile: ther not real
OnlineHost: MistressManson has left the room.
OnlineHost: Darkcherub has left the room.
LittleSecret: thats caz its internet
Cultivar: Duh
LittleSecret: lol
davepoobond: ::tosses a batch of “frisky” craisins::
DeMatt: ::ish bisexual…..so enjoys himself::
DeMatt: ::plays with BOTH::
Cultivar: I thought it was a cracker jack box
davepoobond: ::at everyone::
DeMatt: ::lmfao::
Cultivar: ::Blinks::
Vile: duh fuck u
Cultivar: Bi Sexual means you swing both ways stupid
davepoobond: ….
Cultivar: you don’t have both!
DeMatt: hey Vile
DeMatt: ever been gay!?
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
LittleSecret: woah…
DeMatt: we could go to a pr alone…
Cultivar: Of Course it’s his religon
DeMatt: lmfao
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
DeMatt: you and me baby and nuthin but mammals….
Vile: u can suck my dick u little fag
DeMatt: he is gay!
Cultivar: took you long enough to say it
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lmao
Cultivar: and I am Gay so it doesn’t really hurt me
DeMatt: lol
DeMatt: threesome!
DeMatt: lmfao
Cultivar: Hurrah!
DeMatt: ::bisexual::
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lmao
DeMatt: lmfao
DeMatt: lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
LittleSecret: lol
DeMatt: ::ish seen humping a rhino::
DeMatt: um…..
Cultivar: ::Blinks::
DeMatt: ::hops off and runs to the woods::
Vile: u wish i was gay
Cultivar: Kai likes dead things
OnlineHost: ClownLovinPsycho has entered the room.
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: okkkk
DeMatt: lmfao
DeMatt: ::kills vile::
DeMatt: ::the humps him::
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
DeMatt: lmfao
LittleSecret: yeh….we all wish u were gay..**roll my eyes**
Cultivar: Bwhahaha
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi clown lovin psycho
DeMatt: then*
ClownLovinPsycho: what up
OnlineHost: Jonny4u has entered the room.
DeMatt: what up, chicken butt
Cultivar: I’m going to go die now b ecause Vile isn’t Gay!
Jonny4u: is this heaven?
OnlineHost: Tallgeese has entered the room.
Cultivar: it’s so not far!
DeMatt: NOOOOOOO
DeMatt: fair*
Cultivar: all the hotties are straight
Cultivar: lol
Cultivar: Thanks matt
DeMatt: lol
Vile: ill fry ur testicles and make u eat them
DeMatt: Dang.
ClownLovinPsycho: heavens a journey
Jonny4u: I like to eat pie
ClownLovinPsycho: hells just around the way
DeMatt: Thats why i’m a rapist, Kai.
Cultivar: you can eat my Testicles Baby
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi tallgeese
Tallgeese: HI
ClownLovinPsycho: wft
DeMatt: i like my testicles how they are.
OnlineHost: Shylohcade has entered the room.
ClownLovinPsycho: gay shit
LittleSecret: C yall all! ^.~ miss me
Cultivar: LoL
Jonny4u: I have a big PINIS
OnlineHost: LittleSecret has left the room.
ClownLovinPsycho: i’m out
Cultivar: bwhahaha!
Vile: bullshit
DeMatt: hanging right next to the pus—yes?
OnlineHost: ClownLovinPsycho has left the room.
Cultivar: Oh we will
davepoobond: everyone wants a big pinis
davepoobond: whats a pinis
OnlineHost: Shylohcade has left the room.
Jonny4u: yes
Cultivar: Vile Doesn’t know what a penis is
DeMatt: everyone has one
Jonny4u: yes they do
Cultivar: since he doesn’t have one
DeMatt: lol
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
OnlineHost: Bushido has entered the room.
DeMatt: Yes, very true.
OnlineHost: DraGoN has entered the room.
Cultivar: Pen?
Jonny4u: Whats a penis?
Cultivar: is?
DeMatt: lmfao!
davepoobond: no, a pinis
Cultivar: don’t call it a penis
DeMatt: what a pen is?
Cultivar: it’s a fire man!
davepoobond: i was spelling it right
Jonny4u: I’ve heard of PINIS
DeMatt: i have no idea what a pen is.
Cultivar: and when you rub his hat he shoots water in your eye
Jonny4u: but never PENIS!
davepoobond: ok
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: scary
davepoobond: thats great
DeMatt: hardy har har
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
Cultivar: Bwhahaha
DeMatt: lol
OnlineHost: Tallgeese has left the room.
OnlineHost: Bushido has left the room.
DeMatt: Bwa hahahahaha
DraGoN: EVERY ONE GO TO HELL
OnlineHost: Dracoli has entered the room.
davepoobond: whatever, you guys are messed up, and boring
DeMatt: we’re all ready here
DeMatt: dumbass
davepoobond: hey! we’re all ready here!
DeMatt: lol
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r in hell jestersdragon
Cultivar: no way!
Jonny4u: I’ll see you in Mexico
OnlineHost: Dracoli has left the room.
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: im the angel of hell
Vile: yo DeMatt u suck dick u fucking poser
Cultivar: Bwhahaha!
DeMatt: i know i do
DeMatt: you don’t have to tell me.
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
Cultivar: thats why he’s gay
Vile: u fag
OnlineHost: Jonny4u has left the room.
DeMatt: Of course, i do it with all the rest of your family.
Cultivar: you know thats the entire point in being gay
DeMatt: So why don’t you give in?
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
Vile: i got sa big 10″ for u
Cultivar: oh god
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lair
Cultivar: He’s Delirous
DeMatt: …….if i werent gay…..
DeMatt: that would be sick.
Vile: dont u wish?
DeMatt: but bring it!
DeMatt: lol
DeMatt: lmfao
DraGoN: SHUT THE HELL UP
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
Vile: i like to suck a.polsk,ps,mu9n
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
DeMatt: …..
DeMatt: um….
Cultivar: …..
DeMatt: he is delirious.
Cultivar: your dumb
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: u people r crakin me up
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: oh shit
DeMatt: lets get him a therapist.
DeMatt: ::brings a therapist in::
Vile: bet u dont know what that is
DeMatt: Sex is bad, mmmm k?
DeMatt: ::slaps the therapist away::
Cultivar: your mom
OnlineHost: Hartz has entered the room.
DraGoN: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hartz: hello
Vile: a big pussy do u good
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: oww i fel out of my chair
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: fell*
Hartz: shut up dont curse
Hartz: freak
Hartz: do not curse okay?
Hartz: that is bad
Cultivar: your mom
DraGoN: HELL
Cultivar: Bwhahah
Cultivar: ::has a new come back::
DeMatt: lol.
Hartz: stop cursing
DeMatt: your dad
OnlineHost: Hartz has left the room.
OnlineHost: Badgirl has entered the room.
DraGoN: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HELLLLLLLLLLLLL
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: i like hell hell is fun
OnlineHost: Hartz has entered the room.
DeMatt: your dad
Hartz: dont cuse
Cultivar: your cousin’s brother
DraGoN: IM FREAK
OnlineHost: Badgirl has left the room.
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: i noticed
Hartz: hello?
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi
Cultivar: bwhahahaa
DraGoN: PREPS NEED TO GO TO HELL
Hartz: hello?
Hartz: stop cursing
Cultivar: No fuck your Mamma!
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: no hell is cool
DeMatt: your cousin’s aunt’s husband’s brother’s sister’s fish.
Vile: dont tell any one to not cuss u motherfucker
Cultivar: Fish!?
DeMatt: biotch.
Cultivar: ok
DeMatt: lmfao.
OnlineHost: MandyCandy has entered the room.
Cultivar: Bwhahaha!
Hartz: I am telling my mom goodbye you freaks go to hell well tootles
OnlineHost: Liquid Flame has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Hartz has left the room.
Cultivar: We need to get Vile in on this action
MandyCandy: hey
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r already here
DeMatt: ::goes to heaven::
Liquid Flame: hey
Cultivar: Red! ::falls over::
DraGoN: WHY IS IT IF PREPS GO HELL THEY DONT STAY THERE
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi MandyCandy
Cultivar: :: Hugs matts Leg So he goes to Heaven to::
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: cause hell is cool
ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol
DeMatt: ::lol::
davepoobond: ridiculous…
RinoasTattoosNStuff
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RinoasTattoosNStuff”. ***
Rinoa: (brb)
Maron: ::he moved to Rinoa…::
davepoobond: ::he walks in to the tattoo place::
Maron: ::kicks out her chair::Wake up Rin! Give me a Tattoo!
davepoobond: ::he snuffed the air:: smells like
davepoobond: itch cream
Rinoa: (back)
Rinoa: AH!! ::snaps awake::
Rinoa: ::looks at him:: Dude, you could have not tried to give me a heart attack
Maron: ….::grins::so?
Rinoa: So nuthin.
davepoobond: ::was more concerned with the smell, he looks over to rinoa weirdly::
Maron: heh
Maron: Whats up?
Rinoa: Well, I was sleepin till you woke me up. ::smirks:;
Maron: ::grins::give me a tattoo
Rinoa: Why should I?
Maron: cause you love me
davepoobond: i’ll tell all the guys about the itch cream
Rinoa: ::laughs lightly::
Rinoa: :::looks to bond:: Itch cream?
davepoobond: they’ll storm your tattoo shop
Rinoa: What have you been smokin dude?
Maron: ::whispers to Rin::-w- he is always like this
davepoobond: well, i dont smoke, thank you…
Rinoa: ::nods to Marron::
Maron: Well My tattoo
davepoobond: this reminds me of a story….
Maron: damn..
davepoobond: about a person that wanted a tattoo
davepoobond: and get boozed up and barf in a toilet
davepoobond: so he came in to a place called “rinoastattoosnstuff”
davepoobond: but it wasnt this place
davepoobond: nooooooo of course it wasnt
Rinoa: ::clicks her tounge ring against her tounge quirkin her brow a bit::
davepoobond: it looked a lot like this! but it isnt!
OnlineHost: COLT has entered the room.
COLT: ::a 9′ red demon walks in::
davepoobond: see there he is
davepoobond: so he came in, and humped a wall
davepoobond: like so ::displays a hand toward colt::
davepoobond: ok go ahead
davepoobond: <vs> thats your cue
COLT: oh great
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: go ahead
davepoobond: we’re all waiting
COLT: whats goiung on?
Rinoa: Just ignore him. He’s outta his head.
davepoobond: i’m not outta my head! this is a real story!
davepoobond: well, anyway
davepoobond: the guy humped a wall
davepoobond: and this spooty head
davepoobond: named “rinoa”
davepoobond: which wasnt you
davepoobond: ::points to rinoa::
davepoobond: said: “hey…stop humping my wall”
COLT: ::pulls out every piercable limb:: PIERCE ME WOMAN!
davepoobond: “again”
davepoobond: so then the guy said ok
davepoobond: and he said “i demand to get boozed up, see a toilet, and barf in it!”
OnlineHost: COLT has left the room.
davepoobond: but the spooty headed rinoa person didnt tell him
davepoobond: he got mad
davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: that was a nice story, hmm
Rinoa: Dude…you can ya know, LEAVE at anytime.
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: i can leave at anytime i want
davepoobond: got it
davepoobond: ::thumbs up::
davepoobond: ::smile smile, wink wink::
davepoobond: ::nudge nudge::
Rinoa: I meant it as in LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!
davepoobond: wha
Maron: …but he is getting a tattoo with me
davepoobond: yeah, i know i can leave right now
Rinoa: He can get one somewhere else. He’s getting on my nerves.
Maron: …::pouts::please?
davepoobond: nerves
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: that reminds me of a story
davepoobond: there was this guy
Rinoa: Oh gawd not again..
Maron: Dave don’t make me kill you
davepoobond: he came to a tattoo place called “rinoas tattoos n stuff”
davepoobond: he said “i want a tattoo”
davepoobond: the spooty head rinoa said “why should i give you one”
davepoobond: he said “because your a spooty head and i want a toilet under me right now”
Rinoa: Dude what is with you and toilets?
davepoobond: he said “i’m gonna barf!”
davepoobond: so he jumped on the sink
OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has entered the room.
davepoobond: and started making echoing sounds in it
davepoobond: oh, it was so noisy
davepoobond: you could here it for miles
davepoobond: and miles, down the sewers
SoulsOfTheSky: hear***
davepoobond: hear*
davepoobond: so, after he got off of it, there was something in it
davepoobond: he said “you have a dirty bathroom”
davepoobond: and he stuffed it down the sink
davepoobond: and flicked on a switch
davepoobond: it made a whirring sound
davepoobond: he thought he flushed the toilet!
davepoobond: but!
davepoobond: the scary part is
davepoobond: it was the garbage disposer
davepoobond: and pieces flew out of it and got into rinoa’s throat
davepoobond: so he came over and smacked her in the head
davepoobond: like so
davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks her in the head::
davepoobond: thats the heimlech manuever
Rinoa: ::stands up::
davepoobond: but, she wasnt really choking
Rinoa: ::climbs over the bar::
davepoobond: she was doing a new dance called “the universal choke sign”
Rinoa: ::Counter rather::
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Rinoa: ::goes over to bond and grabs a handfull of hair, runs at the wall and rams his head into the wall::
davepoobond: hahaha ::runs into the wall by himself before rinoa can do anything::
davepoobond: ::he crashes through it and the whole wall came tumbling down, along with “rinoas tattoos n stuff”::
Rinoa: ::snaps and it’s back like it was::
Rinoa: ::sighs and looks to Maron::
Maron: …
Maron: tattoo
Maron: ?
Rinoa: If you get him to leave and not come back, I’ll gladly give you a tattoo.
davepoobond: ::peers his head through the hole he made:: how’d you do that?
Maron: nu…
Maron: he getting one too
Rinoa: He can get Chris Craven to do his!
davepoobond: chris craven?
davepoobond: i met him last week
davepoobond: i sorta ate him….
davepoobond: but oh well
davepoobond: he was a little weird
davepoobond: ::appears behind rinoa and blows a horn in her ear:: happy new year!
Rinoa: ::turns slowly to face him and smacks him in the face:: Leave me alone.
davepoobond: ::smacked in the face:: so i it that we cant go on a date then?
Rinoa: Hell no we can’t go on no date.
Maron: ::he sorta growled as his hair spiked up on end his hair flashing a golden Blond and staying
davepoobond: too bad
davepoobond: ahh…whatcha doin marron? ::back up a bit::
Maron: his eyes glazed over a dark emerald…His aura moved about him as he drew his sword and sent
Maron: a fist into his back then the sword hilt into his head::
Maron: -SSJ2 Aura ADC +40 WE-
davepoobond: ((bot?))
davepoobond: ((lol))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 5 391-sided dice: 152 309 191 254 293
Maron: [ Maron rolled 829 hit points. ]
davepoobond: ::he turned his body into Gundam: DeathScythe Hell Custom and sent his Zantetsuken at him:
davepoobond: ~Zantetsuken~
davepoobond: (lvl 2 trans, WE +55, aura, ADC +160)
davepoobond: (lvl 4)
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 9 524-sided dice: 150 348 399 260 186 268 455 486 256
Maron: «|» 2142 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
davepoobond: ((wow))
Maron: -counter WE Aura ADC +640 SSJ2-
Maron: -level 5-
davepoobond: ::he transforms his sword into a new sword::
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 709 948 541 16 801 894 462 708 190 692
Maron: «|» 5280 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ::and he blasted at Marron with a Mega-Tera-Giga Flare Combo at him::
Maron: Whore!
davepoobond: (counter counter lvl 5, ADC +640, WE +70, aura)
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((can’t do that!))
davepoobond: ((says whooooo))
Maron: ((me))
Maron: ((You don’t got a WE +70 first of all))
Maron: ((and you just did a level 4))
davepoobond: ((afraid i’ll whup you?))
Maron: ((so he fatigued from that))
davepoobond: ((this is pretty much FF))
Maron: ((::grins::fine fine))
davepoobond: ((lets have a little fun))
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 568 158 35 649 57 569 89 975 604 434
Maron: «|» 3468 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 553 419 406 903 99 243 118 740 143 629
Maron: «|» 3513 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 164 917 696 298 656 11 376 589 302 885
Maron: «|» 4217 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 369 478 592 95 564 952 316 411 808 338
Maron: «|» 4183 – Total [Maron ]«|»
Maron: (TOW!))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 984 927 68 530 557 315 183 863 431 130
Maron: «|» 4265 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ~total 11190
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 918 619 197 278 514 443 440 952 108 710
Maron: «|» 4439 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 250 472 724 842 781 220 72 803 785 770
Maron: «|» 4993 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 688 534 369 582 697 515 884 224 564 200
Maron: «|» 4517 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 316 665 109 502 883 567 273 114 404 6
Maron: «|» 3167 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 798 782 29 651 354 393 898 879 227 916
davepoobond: ((mine is a series of 3 attack, lol))
Maron: «|» 5235 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 462 700 203 120 756 66 681 67 646 471
Maron: «|» 3469 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 659 319 189 368 623 903 101 275 19 850
Maron: «|» 3622 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 605 141 316 474 532 881 342 157 964 589
Maron: «|» 4261 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ((i add them up))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 879 820 373 318 234 847 453 14 729 586
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
davepoobond: ((stoppit!))
davepoobond: ((lol))
davepoobond: ((still here? ::pokes rinoa-mun::))
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
Rinoa: ((ya))
Maron: ((LMAO!!))
davepoobond: ((scroller!))
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((thats like 50k dmg))
Maron: ((you dead!))
davepoobond: ((nuuhhhh))
Maron: ((yah!))
davepoobond: ((you have to beat 11190 with one roll))
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((>.>…<.<;; ::goes off to RP Marron in a tub of Hot Chocolate Ice cream::))
davepoobond: ((ooh! i wanna come too))
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has entered the room.
davepoobond: ((::sigh::))
davepoobond: ((oh well))
MyLeftTesticle: ::looks around::
MyLeftTesticle: Alright…Who wants some?
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a small red and white pokeball::
Rinoa: Oh gawd…
MyLeftTesticle: I choose you, Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at Dave and hits him in the head::
Rinoa: ((*CLICK*))
MyLeftTesticle: Oops
MyLeftTesticle: Sorry aboot that, I’m a beginner…
davepoobond: ((lol))
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out another pokeball::
MyLeftTesticle: Alright, this time I got it…
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws it and it goes through a window::
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
davepoobond: hmm
MyLeftTesticle: heh
MyLeftTesticle: I want a tattoo and stuff
davepoobond: use your electric shaver!
MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t have one, I’m only 9 years old
davepoobond: stupid kid
MyLeftTesticle: I’m not stupid
davepoobond: everyone has have one by then!
MyLeftTesticle: I’m just a bit slow
MyLeftTesticle: They do?
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm, why don’t I have one then?
davepoobond: you must be a loser
MyLeftTesticle: I just came here to get a tattoo and stuff
MyLeftTesticle: And I aint a loser
OnlineHost: Vyper has entered the room.
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a third pokeball:: Say I’m a loser again and you’ll feel the wrath of my other pikachu
Vyper: ::the door opens silently and a figure slips in::
Vyper: ::he smiles, nodding to rinoa and walks over to her::
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at the newcomer::
MyLeftTesticle: ::hits him in the head::
Rinoa: ::looks to Petr and smiles::
Rinoa: Hi
Vyper: ::shakes his head at MyLeftTesticle::
MyLeftTesticle: Why aint my pokemon coming out???
Vyper: ((try rolling dice))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Why?))
Vyper: ::shakes his head:: pokemen?
MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice suck))
Rinoa: Oi…
Rinoa: Don’t ask
Vyper: ((nothing happens 100% of the time))
Vyper: ((that’s why dice work))
MyLeftTesticle: ((No they don’t))
MyLeftTesticle: ((dice suck))
Vyper: ::smiles at rinoa and hugs her::
MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice are for losers))
Vyper: ((besides, I would bet money I could kill you at pokemon, and I hate that game))
Rinoa: ::hugs back:: How have you been?
Vyper: pretty good
Rinoa: ((lol))
Rinoa: ::nods::
MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a level 100 MewTwo))
davepoobond: ((so what))
Rinoa: ((Pokemon sucks, so who really cares?))
MyLeftTesticle: ((So, I could whoop his arse))
davepoobond: ((thats nothing, compared to a lvl 80 sandslash))
Vyper: ((you too ?))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Really?))
davepoobond: ((yeah))
Vyper: ((Articuno, Mewtoo, Charizard, Gengar, Vaporeon, and a few others, all 100))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Well, I have a Lv 100 JumpingPopMungamar))
Vyper: ::shakes his head at rinoa::
Vyper: I usually love video games, but that one… no
MyLeftTesticle: ((I hate you))
Rinoa: ::chuckles:: Same here
MyLeftTesticle: ((video games suck))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Pokemon rules))
Vyper: ((pokemon is a video game moron))
Vyper: ((grow up))
MyLeftTesticle: ((you’re a loser cause you don’t like pokemon and you like dice))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I am grown up))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m 25 years old))
Rinoa: ((OMG))
Vyper: ((then you’re just really immature))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I am not))
MyLeftTesticle: ((::sticks his tounge out at him::))
Rinoa: ((You must be one of those people who don’t have a life and like…worship pokemon.))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a life))
Rinoa: ((::shudders::))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m a pimp))
MyLeftTesticle: ((You wanna be one of my hoes?))
Rinoa: ((You aren’t a pimp))
MyLeftTesticle: Well, i gtg
MyLeftTesticle: was fun messing with y’all
OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has left the room.
Vyper: right…
Rinoa: Oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay….
davepoobond: okay
Rinoa: So what have you been doin Petr?
Vyper: I”ve been doing alright
Rinoa: I asked what you’ve been doin hun. ::smirks::
Vyper: hehe
Vyper: ::smiles:: absolutely nothing
Rinoa: Oh?
Vyper: ::nods::
OnlineHost: Relm has entered the room.
Vyper: ::does a little dance::
Relm: ::In stepped that tall, slender female, icy hues glancing about the room curiously. She
Vyper: brb
Relm: couldn’t help but smile as she saw her loved one dance.::
OnlineHost: Vyper has left the room.
OnlineHost: Relm has left the room.
davepoobond: …….
Burning Vigor Tavern
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Burning Vigor Tavern”. ***
davepoobond: ::walks in:: i remember this place
Maron: la la la…::he slowly walked in a grin across his face as he looked about::
Maron: Tell a story..
davepoobond: ((lol…first time i met chris here))
Maron: about it Dave
davepoobond: well
davepoobond: i’ve got a great story about this…
Eji: :: not visible ::
davepoobond: so, i was bored
davepoobond: so i followed this person
davepoobond: and everytime i did, he was here
davepoobond: and there were these 2 other people in here
davepoobond: one was eji and another person was ayanna or something
davepoobond: so, i came in here, acting naturally natural of course
davepoobond: so, i did what came natural
davepoobond: i told a story about a guy
davepoobond: who wanted to get boozed up
davepoobond: and barf in a toilet
davepoobond: so he came to a place called “Burning Vigor Tavern”
davepoobond: and said, “i wanna get boozed up and barf in a toilet”
davepoobond: but, they wouldnt tell him where it was!
davepoobond: he got mad
davepoobond: thats a nice story…
Maron: ::laughs::
Maron: ((LOL!!))
davepoobond: well, anyway, i got a club
davepoobond: like so
davepoobond: ::gets a club::
davepoobond: and i WHACKED it into the ground
davepoobond: ::whacks it into the ground::
Maron: ….::kicks dave in the head::any stronger the boi?
davepoobond: what?
Maron: lets go get Tattoos..
Maron: Matching Tattoo’s
Maron: ..so we like…Brothers..Dawgs..you know
davepoobond: ((what happened to ayanna anyway? havent seen her for a while))
Eji: (( she doesn’t RP much anymore ))
Maron: Well?
davepoobond: ((o))
Eji: (( me and her talk in IMs all the time ))
davepoobond: well what?
Maron: Dave…Wanna?
davepoobond: i can simulate any tatoo i want to really
davepoobond: i have the genetic code for it…
Maron: so….
davepoobond: ::takes out a marker:: THIS IS THE GENETIC CODE!
Maron: just come with me
Maron: :::laughs::!!!
Maron: come on
Maron: ::walks out::
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
davepoobond: ok ok
Aquitaine Palace / Balamb garden
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Aquitaine Palace”. ***
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
davepoobond: ::walks in::
Fatal Attempts: [ o.o ]
davepoobond: ((o.o))
davepoobond: ((what is it?))
Fatal Attempts: [ Nothing. ]
davepoobond: ((you’re boring))
–
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Balamb garden”. ***
davepoobond: ::walks in::
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has entered the room.
Maron: ::he walked in threw the little gate things looking about the large floating college with a
Maron: grunt::Disgusting
davepoobond: ::he eats a plant:: these dont even taste good
OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.
OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.
davepoobond: what type of garden is this?
davepoobond: they dont even have any good plants
Maron: tsk tsk..
OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has left the room.
Maron: shall we bring some dave?
OnlineHost: Emerald has entered the room.
davepoobond: take plants?
Emerald: ::walks in::
Maron: bring….
Maron: we will take them later
davepoobond: uh ok…
davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks emerald in the head::
OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.
Emerald: Huh?
Maron: ::he walked out for a few minutes then came back with a big bag of seed::
davepoobond: whu?
Maron: make some holes dave..
Emerald: ::jumps back and takes out his gunblade::
davepoobond: hey! a fight
Emerald: What?
Maron: oy..
davepoobond: this reminds me of a story
Emerald: Good for you!
Maron: ::looks to the one with the blade::
davepoobond: its a story about a guy
davepoobond: that went to a garden
davepoobond: called “balamb garden”
davepoobond: well, he wanted to eat some plants
davepoobond: get boozed up and barf in a toilet
Emerald: ::runs at her jumps up kicks her in the face knocking her over then holds his gunblade at her throat::
davepoobond: waha! ::moves to the right, and keeps telling the story::
davepoobond: so, he came here, and ate some plants
davepoobond: and then, there was a spooty head
davepoobond: named “emerald”
Emerald: ::kicks her in the face knees her in the stomach::
Emerald: ::hit::
davepoobond: her name will remain anonymous…
Emerald: ::elbows her in the face::
Emerald: ::hit::
Emerald: ::kicks her in the side::
Emerald: ::hit::
davepoobond: ::doesnt know who emerald is hitting…::
Emerald: ((You Davepoobond))
davepoobond: ((i’m not a “her”))
Emerald: ((Okay sorry he))
davepoobond: ((and you dont want me to whip out my massive rp skills on you))
Emerald: ((You started it and dont be so sure))
Sakura: wowsers
davepoobond: ((i didnt))
Emerald: Dont do it again
davepoobond: well, anyway
davepoobond: that spooty head
davepoobond: well, she came over and started kicking him and beating him down!
davepoobond: or so emerald though!
davepoobond: thought*
Emerald: ::turns around and stabs him in the stomach::
davepoobond: cuz then the guy came up and blasted her with a massive Meltdown attack
Emerald: ::hit::
davepoobond: like so
Maron: ::throws the seed at emerald::
Maron: ::hit::
Emerald: ::then takes it out and slits her troat::
davepoobond: ::he displayed an open palm toward Emerald, as a shield of brow appeared over his body
Emerald: ::hit::
Maron: ::Jumps up and kicks him::
Maron: ::hit::
Maron: ::backhands it::
Maron: ::hit:;
Emerald: ((Uh no davepoobond is dead))
davepoobond: and after charging up the shield, it blasted at emerald, and blew up::
davepoobond: ((lol. no))
Emerald: ::stumbles back a little::
Maron: ::Disembowls Emerald::
OnlineHost: Falcon has entered the room.
Maron: :::hit::
Maron: ::cuts of its head::
Maron: ::hit::
Maron: It dead
Emerald: ((Yeah I stabed you then I slit your throat))
Maron: ^^
davepoobond: ((so what0)
Maron: ::pisses on its body::
Maron: fool
davepoobond: ::rips Emerald’s bladder out:: you wont be able to pee now!
Emerald: ((Your mortal and your dead))
davepoobond: ((who said i’m mortal))
Emerald: ::body stands up::
Maron: ((lol! He a shape shifter))
Emerald: ((Who said I was?))
Emerald: ::grabs his blatter::
Maron: ::Burns the body::
Emerald: ::puts it back in his body::
Maron: ::hit::
Maron: ::Kicks it..::
Emerald: ::body is still there::
Maron: ::hit::
Emerald: ::goes back::
Maron: ::takes out a pound of c4::
davepoobond: tsuki no le, poo head! ::jams a sword into Emerald’s skull::
Emerald: ::body stabs Maron in the heart with the gun blade::
Maron: ::places it on the body::
Emerald: ::hit::
Maron: ::dodge::
OnlineHost: Rebellion has entered the room.
Emerald: ((No I hit you))
davepoobond: ((no, i hit you))
Maron: ::places it all over the garden::
Rebellion: =-walks in-=
Emerald: ((Yeah but I hit Maron))
Maron: ::grabs dave and runs::
Emerald: ::gets up::
Maron: ::pushes button::
Maron: ::hit!::
davepoobond: whaaa! i wasnt done with my story though!
Emerald: ::walks over to his head::
Maron: ::Whole graden gone::
Emerald: ::picks it up::
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.