Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
Tag Archives: library
Quote #22237
“After you fuck these library books, please rewind them.”
– davepoobond
Joke #18745
Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.
“You know,” said Melba, “today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don’t use the word ‘obey’ anymore.”
“Too bad, isn’t it?” retorted Ken. “It used to lend a little humor to the occasion.”
Quote #15835
“Library peepee”
– elmoisfurry
Joke #12629
In reform school, the students refer to the library as a “bookie joint.”
Joke #12584
In the school library, a lad stopped a young girl and said, “Excuse me, but haven’t I met you somewhere?”
The gal replied, “Sure you have. I go there often.”
Joke #11939
We know a man who lived in a really small town. He said they closed down the local library because someone took out the book.
arrez
arrez – n. the king of the library
Joke #5421
Q: When is the best time to visit the library?
A: When there’s a title wave