During and after the RhyDin SIave Cage this IM happened:
Beetle: now Im looking for a slave
davepoobond: great
Beetle: can you help me
Beetle: I’ve never bought one
davepoobond: yeah, ldy looks like a fiesty one
Beetle: Ldys a slave owner
Beetle: I asked her
davepoobond: kill him
Beetle: who?
davepoobond: the slave owner
davepoobond: duhh
Beetle: Thats a female
davepoobond: so
Beetle: well why
davepoobond: fine, dont
Beetle: well help me you said A pixy was a slave
Beetle: Pixey
davepoobond: no! you want a slave, you get one yourself
Beetle: man How?
davepoobond: you…ask….if anybody wants to be your slave and be forceful about it!
davepoobond: dont ask me
Beetle: man Isn’t there like a Manager
Beetle: cause I’ll hire you
davepoobond: no…
Beetle: well say 10million dollars to find me a slave
davepoobond: hire me what
davepoobond: i dont need money
Beetle: to find me one
davepoobond: brb
Beetle: okay
Beetle: ok
davepoobond: well, when you say 10 million dollars, do u mean US dollars, sent to my front porch, or just 10 million dollars just cuz you can give it to me and get a slave for free
Beetle: (this isn’t IRL ok)
davepoobond: ok
Beetle: so I’ll pay you 10million dollars
Beetle: to find me a slave
davepoobond: how do i know you have the money
Beetle: ::pulls his wallet out pulls out 10million bucks::
Beetle: see
davepoobond: …..now, that amazes me that any one wallet can have 10 million dollars in it at one time
Beetle: Im RICH
Beetle: 10 mil is nothing to me
Beetle: Its pocket change
davepoobond: but……HOW did it fit in your wallet
Beetle: so. do ya
Beetle: I have a very BIG wallet
davepoobond: thats insane, only a homicidal maniac would have a wallet that size
Beetle: WHATS THE POINT
Beetle: ITS 10 MILLION BUCKS
Beetle: fine
Beetle: :;cancel the wallet part::
davepoobond: …….who made the wallet? i oughtta write them a letter for using so much leather
Beetle: ::pulls out 2 bags of money::
Beetle: see 5million in each bag
davepoobond: …….
davepoobond: why would u need 2?
davepoobond: if it was in coins, you’d need at least 10
Beetle: 10million in one bag is 2 much
davepoobond: and if it was in bills, you’d only need one
davepoobond: no
Beetle: its BILLS
Beetle: so I wanted 2
davepoobond: THEY FIT 10 MIL IN A BRIEFCASE
Beetle: I know that
Beetle: I gave 2 cause
Beetle: :;hands him one bag::
davepoobond: yeehaw!
davepoobond: now…..what to do with it…..
Beetle: You get the other when you have a slave
davepoobond: i know!
davepoobond: ::bonks beetle on the head with it::
Beetle: You have 5million BUCKS
Beetle: I DUNNO
davepoobond: hahah! how does it feel to be hit with 5 million bucks
Beetle: GO BUY A CAR
Beetle: not bad
davepoobond: no need for a car in RhyDin
davepoobond: a mouse gives me a ride everywhere
Beetle: now will you be my manager
Beetle: a MOUSE?
davepoobond: ….actually, its a grizzly bear
Beetle: okay
davepoobond: he gets mad when i call him a mouse
Beetle: NYWAY YOUR MY MANAGER OK
Beetle: Oh so his names mouse
Beetle: and hes a bear
davepoobond: no
Beetle: no to what
davepoobond: his name is Joey the socially active grizzly bear
Beetle: oh ok
Beetle: Now are you my Manager in other word my slave finder
davepoobond: ……why
davepoobond: i’m just a dwarf
Beetle: so what
Beetle: you seem like a manager type
davepoobond: why dont you pay yourself to be your manager in other words slave finder guy and find a slave for yourself?
Beetle: I don’t know HOW
davepoobond: then find out how!
Beetle: :;takes 5million back::
Beetle: fine
davepoobond: do u really think i know how?
Beetle: yes I do
davepoobond: well, i dont bucko
Beetle: Okay
davepoobond: that was worth 5 million dollars to waste your time
Beetle: ::hits him on the head with the 5mil::
davepoobond: ouch!
Beetle: hows that feel
davepoobond: i feel like a rich man
Beetle: ::puts 10mil back up::
Beetle: I have the money
davepoobond: ::eats his 10 million dollars::
davepoobond: my stomach does now
Beetle: Oh well