
Do you prefer making-out or just lying in your lover’s arms?

deosculate – v. to kiss another person affectionately
basorthosis – n. when the penis becomes erect during kissing
basoexia – n. sexual arousal from kissing
Q: If your dog kisses you, what do you call it?
A: A pooch smooch.
All he asked for was a little good-night kiss, but she haughtily rebuffed him with, “I don’t do that sort of thing on my first date!”
“Well,” he replied with sarcasm, “how about on your last?”
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
::pops out behind a wall::
“how ya doinnnnn’?”
::hugs and kisses someone on the cheek::
– Mrs. Stickums
A Girl: “you know, now that I think about it, I HAVE kissed a lot of girls”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Kiss me somewhere where I’ve never been kissed before”
– from the Radio
“she kisses better than my mom…cooks”
– from the TV
“every kiss begins with kayyyyy!”
– from the TV