Tag Archives: kiss
deosculate
deosculate – v. to kiss another person affectionately
basorthosis
basorthosis – n. when the penis becomes erect during kissing
basoexia
basoexia – n. sexual arousal from kissing
Joke #20943
Q: If your dog kisses you, what do you call it?
A: A pooch smooch.
Joke #18667
All he asked for was a little good-night kiss, but she haughtily rebuffed him with, “I don’t do that sort of thing on my first date!”
“Well,” he replied with sarcasm, “how about on your last?”
Joke #18285
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Joke #17467
Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
Sarai has 16 postcards. If she could fit 2…
a bunny grows fangs and chaces u..wat do u do?
Quote #16722
::pops out behind a wall::
“how ya doinnnnn’?”
::hugs and kisses someone on the cheek::
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16422
A Girl: “you know, now that I think about it, I HAVE kissed a lot of girls”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15435
“Kiss me somewhere where I’ve never been kissed before”
– from the Radio
Quote #15266
“she kisses better than my mom…cooks”
– from the TV
Quote #15146
“every kiss begins with kayyyyy!”
– from the TV