Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Tag Archives: King Kong
Joke #18258
Q: Why did King Kong wear a baseball glove to the airport?
A: He had to catch a plane.
Joke #12800
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall, King Kong once tried to climb him?
Joke #11918
Q: What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
A: “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
Joke #11763
Answer: Long distance!
Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Joke #10754: Who’s That Knocking At My Door?
A knock came at my door.
“Who’s there?” I called.
“King Kong,” someone shouted.
Hearing that, I went ape!
Squackle Guestbook #20500
| elmoisfurry | squackle!…..oh no actually its… smelly goat pi | 08/Oct/2001:19:06:14 |
| hey ya’ll from da west siyde!! ich bin ein Esel and all other such nonsense!! dead cats hangin from poles, i remember halloween!! i dont know why im sigenenenenen this shit hole place again, guess im on crack again;D anyway, daves phone sux, cause it keeps dialin while were already on it, so everyone, stab daves phone, cause it sux big smelly king kong balls. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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