Q: Why did the fat kid break the law?
A: So that he would be taken into custardy
Tag Archives: kid
Quote #24112
“Being a single mom is hard. Or so I hear. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have kids.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
You Don’t Want to Win This Prize
Head in Chair
Joke #18377
Q: What do prison wardens’ kids play with?
A: Cell blocks.
Joke #18376
Q: What do psychics’ kids play with?
A: Mental blocks.
Joke #18375
Q: What do novelists’ kids play with?
A: Writers’ blocks.
Joke #18374
Q: What do construction workers’ kids play with?
A: Building blocks.
Joke #18373
Q: What do butchers’ kids play with?
A: Chopping blocks.
Joke #18372
Q: What do architects’ kids play with?
A: City blocks.
Quote #15682
“The rabbits are so big down there, the kids put saddles on ’em and ride ’em”
– Ms. Signs
Joke #13169
Ask any mother — the average kid uses soap like it came out of his allowance.
Joke #12978
Two kids were having a fist fight in the park when a cop broke up the battle. “What’s going on here?” the officer demanded.
Pointing at the little girl, the boy said, “She called me stupid.”
The policeman looked at the little girl. “That wasn’t very nice. Why don’t you tell him you’re sorry?”
Intimidated by the officer’s presence, the girl agree, “Okay,” she said to the boy, “I’m sorry you’re stupid.”
Joke #12886
If people always laugh at you when you’re a kid, it means one of two things. Either you’re going to grow up to be a comedian or you’re very funny-looking.
Joke #12337
Crime is really bad in the East in the wintertime. During the last blizzard, a bunch of kids made a snowman and five minutes after it was finished, a crook came along and mugged it.