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– from the Internet
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Quote #14768
“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14767
“I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14766
“Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14765
“I have PMS & a gun, now what were you saying?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14764
“I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock”
– from the Internet
Quote #14763
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14762
“Children in the dark cause accidents, Accidents in the dark cause children!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14761
“Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn’t invited”
– from the Internet
Quote #14760
“God loves stupid people. That’s why he made so many.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14759
“Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can’t stop!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14758
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14757
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14756
“God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14755
“Lick it or stick it”
– from the Internet