Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more holiday jokes, please!
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Joke #13822
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
Joke #13821
David: “Why are you bringing that plant to school?”
Jonathan: “For the holly-days.”
Joke #13820
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Joke #13818
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to the school holiday show?
Joke #13817
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.
Joke #13816
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour Christmas lights this year?
Joke #13815
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald four candy canes and now my stomach hurts.
Joke #13814
Melissa: “Why didn’t Santa visit your house?”
Amy: “We don’t have a chimney!”
Joke #13813
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with an elf?
A: A present that wraps itself.
Joke #13812
Q: What’s worse than a hoarse caroller?
A: A reindeer that’s afraid of heights.
Joke #13811
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me pick up this heavy present.
Joke #13810
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Joke #13809
Q: What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a homing pigeon?
A: A creature that keeps coming back, bringing you presents!
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!