Q: What’s worse than Rudolph with a cold?
A: Frosty the Snowman with a fever!
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Joke #13786
Q: Why did the silly boy bring a pack of cards to the holiday party?
A: To deck the halls.
Joke #13785
Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Joke #13784
Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He was embarrassed!
Joke #13783
Q: What did the silly girl say about the dreidel top?
A: “Where’s the dreidel bottom?”
Joke #13782
Q: What do you get when you cross Christmas with Hanukkah?
A: Eight times the fun!
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.
Joke #13780
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose so bright?
A: Because it rhymes with “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Joke #13779
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin with Rudolph?
A: A very formally dressed reindeer.
Joke #13777
Q: What do you get when you cross a menorah with a present?
A: Eight gifts to unwrap!
Joke #13776
Q: Which reindeer helps you keep your bathroom clean?
A: Comet.
Joke #13775
Q: What does Santa call his Christmas Eve delivery service?
A: The flight before Christmas.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13773
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing at all?
A: His shadow.
Joke #13772
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Wouldn’t you be, if you could eat milk and cookies all night long?