Q: It is weightless, but it can be seen. Put it in a bucket, and the bucket will be lighter. What is it?
A: A hole.
Tag Archives: hole
Joke #21456
Q: How do you get into a fox hole?
A: Lift its tail.
Joke #20879
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge.
Joke #17936
Q: What do doughnuts and good golfers have in common?
A: A hole in one.
Quote #16077
“…can’t get the lead in the hole…”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15664
“I’m gonna give you a 30 second Punch Holes In Your Paper Break”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15036
“Since when does a prince have to dig his own holes?”
– from the TV
Quote #13627
“water came in through all the holes”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #12605
HARRY: “These are my golf socks?”
GARRY: “What do you mean golf socks?”
HARRY: “They have 18 holes.”
Joke #12492
We know a fellow with really bad luck. Last week he bought a suit with four pairs of pants and he burned a hole in his jacket.
Joke #11470
Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
Joke #11447
Charles: Do you know how to make a fisherman’s net?
Jane: Sure. It’s easy. You just sew a whole bunch of holes together!
Joke #11427
April: Well, where’s your new guitar?
John: Oh, I had to throw it away.
April: You threw it away? Why?
John: It had a hole in the middle!
Joke #11422
Sister: Mom asked you to put salt in the salt shaker. Why didn’t you do it?
Brother: I tried, but I couldn’t get the salt through those tiny holes!
Joke #11416
Sister: Uh-oh. Dad’s really going to be mad when he sees the big hole you dug in the front yard. What are you going to do with all that dirt?
Brother: Don’t worry about it. I’m going to dig another big hole and bury it all!