(Commenting about the Hillary Clinton cutout she has in the back of the room)
“She’s got thunder thighs”
– Mrs. DYKE
Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton
Joke #9293: Fairy Tailhook
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of her favorite fairy tales.
“Mommy,” asked Chelsea, “Do all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon a Time…?””
“No, dearest,” replied Hillary, “sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight…'”
Joke #9215: Over the Hillary
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
“What happened?” asked Hillary.
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.
The driver replied: “I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the cow.”
Joke #9056
Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Joke #9054
Q: Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A: She wants to be the first lady.
Joke #9041
Q: Why does Hillary always get on top?
A: Bill can only screw up.
Joke #9034
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Joke #9031
Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
A: Sends him to work!
Joke #9030
Q: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A: The United States of America!
Joke #9029
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Joke #9024
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton?
A: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Joke #8975
Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: “Not according to Dad.”
lebretuse
lebretuse – v. to carry around Hillary Clinton’s book in plain sight of the cover, as if it was compelling enough to carry it around with you in the first place, so that you can basically flaunt that you’re reading the book.
Ex. That lesbian is lebretusing.