“is that a girl? OR A MERMAID!?”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: girl
Quote #15004
“Real dolls for real girls”
– from the TV
Quote #14932
“I don’t get them. Girls. Hrmmmm….”
– from the TV
Quote #14761
“Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn’t invited”
– from the Internet
Quote #14654
“Oh, I swim pretty girl-pretty good”
– Pootie Tang (2001)
Quote #14071
“It sucks. All the ugly girls like me and all the non-ugly girls hate me”
– Redrotherson
Quote #13957
“5th Grade friends only girls Girls rule Boys Drule”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13950
“Never date a girl who shares the same name as the guy you hate”
– Evil Hell Cow
Quote #13845
“a woman is a grown-up girl. This sounds good”
– from a book
Joke #13783
Q: What did the silly girl say about the dreidel top?
A: “Where’s the dreidel bottom?”
Joke #13765
Q: What are Santa’s favorite girls’ names?
A: Christmas Carol and Candy Cane.
Joke #13763
Q: Why does Santa give coal to bad boys and girls?
A: Oil is too expensive!
Joke #13180
Give a teenaged girl an inch, and she’ll make a string bikini out of it.
Joke #13157
A teenaged girl came home and complained to her mother, “Not only has Danny broken my heart and spoiled my entire life, but he’s wrecked my whole evening too!”
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”