Q: Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet?
A: So she could keep her ghoulish figure!
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Joke #17674
Q: Why did the doctor tell the sad ghosts to take lots of rides in an elevator?
A: He thought it would raise their spirits!
Joke #17673
Q: Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor’s office?
A: She didn’t want to get her boo-ster shot!
Joke #17672
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s a ghost in your waiting room!”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him!”
Great Places to Haunt
Massacre-chusetts – Don’t miss Booston!
Gory-gone – Right on the West Ghost! And don’t skip the Petrified Forest!
New Hexico – Plan to stay a spell!
Moantana – Truly terrifying scenery!
Wy-ooohhh-ming – Lots of moantains to climb!
New Hauntshire – Be sure to visit Discord, the capital city.
Joke #17669
Q: How do ghosts like to send their letters?
A: Scare mail — or parcel ghost!
Joke #17668
Q: Why wouldn’t the mailman deliver the ghost’s letter?
A: He was on his coffin break!
Joke #17667
Q: What kind of letters do ghosts like to send?
A: Chain letters!
Joke #17666
Q: How should you begin a letter that you are writing a ghost?
A: “Tomb it may concern!”
Joke #17665
Q: In what language should you write to a ghost?
A: In Latin — it’s a dead language!
Joke #17663
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead-end street!
Joke #17662
Q: Where should you send a ghost’s mail?
A: To the dead-letter department!
Joke #17661
Queen: “What do you say to a two-headed ghost?”
King: “Boo! Boo!”
Joke #17660
Queen: “What goes ‘oob’?
King: “I don’t know. What?”
Queen: “A ghost in reverse.”
Joke #17659
King: “Oooooohhh! I’ve just seen a three-hundred-pound ghost!”
Queen: “Gads! What does a three-hundred-pound ghost look like?”
King: “Like nothing I’ve ever seen!”