Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
A: Baby, you’re outta sight!
Tag Archives: ghost
Joke #17724
Q: What shows do ghosts like best?
A: Phantom-mimes!
Joke #17723
Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a refrigerator?
A: A sheet of ice!
Joke #17722
Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a cheetah?
A: A sheetah!
Joke #17721
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry ghost with a vampire?
A: Nothing. You should never cross an angry ghost!
Joke #17720
Q: Why did the students study the ghost for half an hour every day?
A: Because he was history!
Joke #17719
Q: What do ghosts like to study in high school?
A: Boo-ology!
Joke #17718
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his spelling test?
A: He made too many boo-boos!
Joke #17717
Q: Why didn’t the teacher believe the little ghost’s excuses?
A: She could see right through him!
Joke #17716
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his math test?
A: He used invisible ink!
Joke #17715
Q: What game do baby ghosts play in nursery school?
A: Peek-a-BOO!
Joke #17714
Q: What song do little ghosts sing in kindergarten?
A: “Boo Boo Black Sheep!”
Joke #17713
Q: How did the ghost teacher explain this lesson on walking through walls?
A: She went through it again and again!
Joke #17712
Ghost Teacher: “If a ghostbuster came after you, what steps would you take?”
Ghost Student: “BIG steps!”
Joke #17711
Q: What kind of trees do ghost students study?
A: Ceme-trees!