Parody of “Casper the Friendly Ghost”
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Gasper! The smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
what’s that stink?
did someone fart?
Nope!
Its Gasper, the smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
He can beat Pop the Magic Dragon
In one breath, cuz popcorn
makes Gasper burp
like a furp…
Cuz he’s…
GASPER! The smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
he floats all day
and lysol spray
can’t stop him today
cuz he’s Gasper, the smelly GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: She didn’t have any guts!
zobok – n. a ghost that drives a truck
ypbin – n. a Spanish ghost
robusru – n. a ghost that can have sex with you
pyuau – n. what an Asian ghost says
ghroom – n. a ghoul that’s getting married
garg – n. the word you yell when you have a ghost poop <see ghost poop>
eyg – n. a ghost that lives in a purse
boory – n. a ghost factory
boony – n. a scary bunny
;} a ghost bunny
booe – n. what an Australian ghost says
bactena – n. 2 ghosts having sex. They do it every night and you can’t join in.