I randomly get a whisper from someone.
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Tree: 400
davepoobond: ?
Tree: 400k for it
davepoobond: for friends?
Tree: wait wrong guy lol
davepoobond: i will be your friend for 400k
Tag Archives: friend
CrazE-mail #24574
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I was experimenting with selling “voice acting” services and the following occurred.
Date: 09/12/11
Subject: Need a voice actor
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AS:
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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davepoobond:
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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AS:
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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davepoobond:
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
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No reply after that.
nomeknowsdoodoobneed
nomeknowsdoodoobneed – v. to wear a suit and eat strawberries while sitting out in front of Home Depot for 8 hours. You also read a newspaper and talk to your friends while doing this.
Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do?
Loading ...Ridiculous Spam Mail #22447
Subject: Is that you?
Hello.
I know that every woman want to have a gentle, caring,honest and self confident man. I realy want to love. I am loyal, energetic and friendly person. Family and friends are big part of my life.
My hobby is collecting toys. When I enter the room where lot of toys are on the arm-chair and sofa my mood and condition becomes much better.
Do you wish to know more about me? Just write me: <insert spam link> Yours Evgenija.
Hate Mail #22173
In response to https://squackle.com/22014/screwed-up-chronicles/knights-of-mayhem-tv-show-review/
Someone had shared the post with their friend “Ron” and he had sent this back as a response to me…
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From: Ron
Subject: Re: [Shared Post] Knights of Mayhem (TV Show) Review
I’m willing to bet that the guy that wrote this is a un-muscled, non-competative type that has never risked anything other than his opinion, his verbal diaria, or his know-it-all attitude all his life. So men who climb mountains, run rapids, play footbal for free, jump horses, ride in Rodio’s must all be
losers in this guys book. Guess we must add hockey players to the mix. Some men love challenge. If I was still the man I used to be, I’d jump at the chance to do this, just to be able to sit at a table with the kind of men that have the kind of balls to try and do it. That’s whats clearly missing
in the man that wrote the critique. Ron
Quote #22167
“Oh and pps if you really want to talk to me, talk to Me, don’t try to go hit on my friends after you meet or see them. Cuz I will drop you just like the economy, I’m just sayin.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Looking for a Voice Actor?
I have a posting on Craigslist to offer my services as a voice actor. I don’t get many responses to it, obviously, but I did get one, as follows.
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 9:19 AM | ||
| subject: | Need a voice actor |
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| to: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 12:23 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:41 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:54 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
desmayo
desmayo – adv. to not know someone’s last name until they added you as a friend on a social networking site
Quote #21720
“My goals for sixth grade are: making new friends and being nice to other people.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21200
“The wonderful thing about fraternities and sororities is that brothers and sisters stick together… until the check bounces.”
– Matt Sussman
Joke #18682
My wife and I received a lovely trophy as a wedding gift from a friend. But upon closer inspection, we noticed that the plaque seemed to reveal some dark, previously hidden secret.
There were only two lines on the engraving, and no punctuation. Read together, it said, “May the Lord Bless You and Keep You From Mary Blevin.”
Quote #17112
“The jovial friends loved going to Chuck E. Cheese”
– davepoobond
Quote #16903
“You and your friends poop in my house”
– davepoobond
Quote #16865
“real friends don’t let friends take drugs, but who thinks that?”
– davepoobond