Did you hear about the really rich football player who has an unlisted number on his jersey?
Tag Archives: football
Joke #12144
Football is a game where some player takes home the goal post while some others take home a part of the gate.
Joke #12136
Contrary to popular belief, cheerleaders do not drink root beer before football games.
Joke #12133
Two men start a conversation at a baseball game. The first says, “My favorite sport is football. What’s yours?”
The other fellow replies, “I think hockey is great. I’m a dentist!”
Joke #12130
Did you hear about the football player who was so dumb that once he got lost in a huddle?
Joke #11904
Q: How does a football player make phone calls?
A: On a touch-down phone.
Joke #11876
Q: What do you get if you cross a broken telephone with a football player?
A: A quarterback
Joke #11783
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
A: A wide receiver.
Joke #11588
Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.
Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball, and soccer.
Sports Bestsellers
Strike Three – by U.R. Out
Last-Inning Cliffhangers – by D. Bases, R. Loaded
Last-Second Touchdown – by Justin Time
Interception – by E. Bluitt
The Referee Is Always Right – by R.U. Nuts
Sports Medicine – by Frank N. Stein
The Washington Redskins – by T.P. Dweller
Great Basketball Plays – by Jim Shoes
Improve Your Foul Shooting – by Mr. Completely
Basketball Bloopers – by Dub L. Dribble
Calisthenics – by Stan Dupp and Neil Down
Skateboard Hotdogging – by Frank Furter
Ice Hockey for Beginners – by I.M. Freezin
Hockey Plays – by I.C. Tose
Bowling Strikes – by M.T. Lane
Boxing Knockouts – by Seymour Stars
Joke #11565
Jack: How did you break your arm?
Zack: I was playing football with a telephone booth.
Jack: What?
Zack: I was trying to get my quarter back!
Joke #11560
Only thirteen seconds were left in the fourth quarter of a big football game. The home team was ahead by three points and had possession of the ball.
The quarterback threw a pass to a first-year player, who caught it, then dropped it. The opposing team recovered the ball and went on to score the winning touchdown.
Asked how he felt about the defeat, the home team’s coach said, “Well, that’s how the rookie fumbles.”
Joke #11559
Q: What’s black and white and green all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Gator Bowl.
Joke #11556
Q: What’s black and white and sticky all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Sugar Bowl.
Joke #11555
Dad: How’d you do in the game today, son?
Son: I made a ninety-two yard run.
Dad: That’s terrific!
Son: Not really. I didn’t catch the guy I was chasing.