Q: Which foods are especially good for young people?
A: The pro-teens!
Tag Archives: food
Joke #17815
Q: What foods stick together?
A: Staple foods!
Joke #17813
Q: Why would fast food lovers do well in marathons?
A: Those people like to eat and run!
Joke #17812
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: They told him the meal was on the house!
Joke #17811
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Joke #17809
Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
Joke #17802
Q: What did the hungry astronaut see?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
Joke #17785
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite snack?
A: Neck-tarines!
Joke #17784
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite dish?
A: Ghoulash!
Joke #17772
Q: What other days are appreciated in Foodland?
A: Munchday, Chewsday, and Thirstday!
Joke #17771
Q: What are the best days of the week in Foodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Joke #17770
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Joke #17767
Q: Why did McDonald’s get angry at the new fast food chain?
A: Their slogan was, “You deserve a steak today”!
Joke #17750
Q: How do you make a raspberry swirl?
A: Send it to ballet school!
Foodland’s Top TV Shows
I Love Juicy
F(l)ame
Mag-yum yum P.I.
Entertain-mint Tonight
Starchy and Hutch
M*A*S*H Potatoes
That’s Inedible!
Pork and Mindy
The Fats of Life